Howmanheyman

No way in hell does the VAR not say to the ref to go to the monitor if that's the other way around. No way. It's the old 'no clear and obvious error' thing being the get out of jail card for officials when they're shit scared of losing out games because of controversy against one of the protected six. Fucking stinks.

Started well then let them into it giving sky what they want. Away day as per normal and which man u player touched the ball in Gordon???

United officially erased from our name. Cole, Keane and Rooney in the studio. Whey aye, sky.

Alan Smith doing our matc........ ZZZZzzzzzzzz

'73 Ole 'at the wheel' was on it. But then again, so was Kate Beckinsale.

Keep em coming, lads!

I'm guessing it was an American website featuring American TV stars? Most of this board would know the majority of them, you and gemmill would get the lot.

"I really didn't think it was that funny if I'm being totally honest. What did I say Roy?" "She said she's had prolapsed hemorrhoids that were more amusing." "I didn't say that, Roy!!!"

That's how I feel around five o'clock when all you workaholics log off and go home from work until you've all had your tea and are sitting on the settee bored and log in to toontastic again.

Unfortunately Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher weren't available for Schwein Sportz News in 1939 on account of them not being born and their ex-clubs not being the biggest and best back then so poor old Adolf had to do it himself instead....

Had a look for famous people born in the same year as me but there must've been some mistake as I'd never heard of at least half of them.

I always wondered why she wore tartan, was Scottish and her archenemy, the Scunner Campbell also had a Scottish accent with Billy Connolly singing the song when everyone went on about it being filmed at the coast, I thought, where's the Geordies? (The idea that it was supposed to be set in Scotland passed my young self completely by at the time).

Just swans in when he fancies it, this lad.

She's lost a lot of weight in a short space of time. Laura Woods and Lynsey 'I'd put her Hip'-sgrave out over her.

"See you! See me?'

The knight asking Eddie if the club has had assurances from Man United whether they won't have to bring wellies to the game. Eddie's response deep down...

I'll not be stopping up to watch the games, they'll not start till Tenko clock at night UK time.

Obviously you have to factor in the VAR/Ref bonus points they shouldn't have. They were on six points after two games which should've been two but arse dropping officials in drop arse shocker helped them out in both opening games.

We got them at the wrong time in the final and a lot of the times I saw them last season I thought they were in a false position, not as pronounced as this year but still.

I'm still pissed off they got 3rd ahead of us, never mind the LC final, they were never better than us last year.

I'll be honest, I've got.... .... Interest in it.

I remember them trying to get a 'big 5' schtick going around the late 80s but a lot of the media ignored it, (Everton, Liverpool, Man U, Arsenal and Spurs). At least three of those would've been the protagonists behind the proposed new league, (PL), with sky whispering sweet nothings into their ears. Those clubs happened to be in the two main regional stations who did the football for ITV, Granada and Thames, and if you ever saw ITV's coverage when they had the football rights it showed!

This is the reason, just as much as European conference/Europa league (whatever it's going to be?) why I want to finish sixth as they can put one season down to a fluke, two seasons in a row where we're top six is going to give them something to chew on whenever they mention the big six, or they'll invent a big seven tag). *Or top eleven like they showed when Liverpool were eleventh).

Getting proper commando vibes with those NUFC adverts....

They'll get fined or something in about ten years.