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Liverpool are going to have their pipes well and truly drained today by sky. Wolves fans might as well not bother watching it, they'll be completely and utterly ignored.

Just back from Cyprus, absolute disgrace how many businesses were flouting the rules and eating outside unlike us British who had played fair and stuck to the red tape until we finally won our Brexit freedom.

I thought you were in your twenties and would know what to do with embedding links and shit like that?

"It's alright, he'll get to the punchline soon."

"Hirsute? Homosexuals? Bears? C'mon, work with me here!"

ET's his top nark. He gets information through telepathy with the movers and shakers in the transfer market. He's just got to look at a photo of Jamie Rueben and our five year transfer targets are imprinted in his brain. He then spills the beans to Mouth of the Tyne at the area 51 rendezvous point.

@Tom recalls seeing him on a UFO abduction programme and that's all you need to know about him

If it puts him in the news he'd snap their hands off at the chance.

Ah well, you know what they say in Russia, Mike? Tough Shitski.

I must've caught the tail end of the poster as other than the name I can't remember too much about him?

'murphy has more assists than almiron BUT WE AREN'T READY TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION' Who's 'we' and why does he want a conversation about it? There's another one on mute. That kid, not you, Wykiki.

Sky: "Title shoot out D-Day!!!! Don't forget to tune into sky for the greatest ever title shoot out since the last one a couple of years ago! Will Peps man City make it four in a row or will Arteta's Arsenal be crowned champions? And on the third channel, bring your handkerchiefs and be prepared for a real weepie as Jürgen Klopp says farewell to Liverpool football club in what's sure to be an emotional day where we'll insert cliche after cliche and drain every bit of spunk from the Liverpool cock. *For all other games of varying importance which we couldn't give a fuck about if we're being completely honest, head over to sky sports news for a quick update with the stand-in presenter, Clinton Morrison, the Eusebio of championship early 2000s Palace, Sue Smith who once played for a lasses team , no idea who and probably England but we haven't really checked, look she's a lass, ok? What's your problem? The Dawson kid who played for a mediocre Spurs and the Scottish pudding who played semi professional football for Rangers when the SPL was 90% into it's terminal decline."

A bit like gemmill and the Summerville kid bronski beat songs I started a few months ago.

It's all bollocks really, how many non decisions will that include where they don't even show a replay?

I recommend @wykikitoon watches this.....

Dubravka can't be our stand in keeper next season. Karius neither.

His real name is Brian. Brian Harvey.

That's what he wanted you to think. He's an online predator.

And this as well.

I have to say, (and I thought this as soon as I heard it), Burn has to switch on a bit more pre-game in that interview as he was definitely being set up by sky with this rivalry bollocks scenario which was always going to blow up in our faces and was obviously a nice stage prop for Keane to denigrate another football club with zero comebacks from the presenter. The leading questions got their desired result. Eddie coaching required for the big lad.

Pope and Joelinton can't start but Tripps can? Fair enough, we don't know what the injury score is so I'm probably talking shite but we've been our own worst enemies in a game we still should've won. No way I'll be listening to the sky wankathon on FT.

Combination of piss poor finishing, a defensive aberration and of course, the genocide, err, I mean VAR has done us so far. Everything's went their way for a change.

He goes in for the cross but Gordon shoots low and powerful, can't blame him for that tbh. A cross and he scores.