Howmanheyman

A fully recharged midfield with joelinton, Willock, Bruno, Tonali with players able to rotate and get a breather should do ok. Howe might have to think about changing our style as football doesn't stand still.

Botman's a worry as he's quality but has been gash since the fuck up with his injury and being allowed to play through it. He just hasn't looked the same which we have to hope is temporary as we're going to need a good spine if we can push on next season? I've absolutely written this year off I'm afraid, too much evidence in front of our eyes. No blob strop, things just haven't went out way and some players have played too much. The midfield will be our make or break next season and hopefully Pope doesn't come back crocked. A striker is a must.

I swear to god when we played Liverpool at anfield Drury got more excited for a handful of Liverpool chances than he did for our actual goals.

Wow.

Chronicle: Abysmal

Shite.

A bit better goal than theirs was.

Almost seems like we're playing into their hands a bit.

Piss poor goal to concede, first time they went forward. Hate playing these cunts down there.

Lest we forget this heartfelt, genuine message from byker to Mike Ashley....

I've been watching MNF for about 15 minutes and they haven't discussed our game yet....

Same bloke?

Sky sports running order leaked for tonight's match.....

And for the avoidance of any doubt I'll be able to live with it if he starts at the euros.

I saw a bit but it's mother's day so I supposed I'd better watch something the missus wants to watch. It's only mother's day once and her birthday once a year and I'm not a total cunt.

Let's hope the mancs miss the same calibre of chances against us.

Neville and Drury lapping it up. I couldn't give a fuck about Man City but I'll start singing blue moon if they end beating one of sky's love children.

Drury and Neville have literally gone silent.

A Liverpool shot and Drury literally shoots his bolt.

She's unreal, Kuenssberg.

Forty seconds in and the narrative has begun, Liverpool with all their injuries up against Man city who are clicking into gear.

NJS beat me to it!

I had to check this wasn't a parody account.

I see sky are back to putting the top 6 league placings again.

You should call your new bairn 'Elementary'. You know it makes sense.