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I'll put something smooth on for Mrs HMHM and pour her a nice cuppa from the new valentine's teapot I bought her....

I didn't know he was?

There once was a man from Longleat Whose father was in Bronski Beat He did the hard yards Listened to Communards And would often 'Hit that perfect beat'.

Roses are red Violets are heaven Have you had any luck yet, Looking for number twenty seven? (Not five).

There's no way the club aren't looking for a striker next year.

That's me convinced. (Just got to convince the likes of Pep, Ange, Eddie and co. Good luck Mr Andy78!)

Sammy, CT's hacked your account, mate.

Watched 'Onoda, 10,000 nights in the jungle' about the Japanese officer who didn't leave his post on a Philippine island till 1974 till his old CO told him to as he'd convinced himself the war wasn't over and leaflets dropped informing them of this was just allied propaganda. Good film, mainly from a Japanese point of view although I do know that they've glossed over the old murdering the locals bit a little that he and his small group did. (It's shown but apparently they weren't as clean deaths as shown on the film). It's on the channel 4 app, sixty odd days left for availability.

"Monsieur, with these Brexit benefits you are really spoiling us!"

Spot on. We all have a laugh if they get beat but I don't actively watch their games and if they do win then so what? They're shite. Most of the laughs I get from them these days are the many highlighted posts like the one you mentioned. There's a raysun they hide their stuff and has been mentioned, it has to be embarrassment plus denying us more giggle material. Even the normal ones must see they've got some borderline Abby Normal brain donors amongst them?

Whereas these days I see them purely as an abundant mine of amusement. No deep shafts to dig to get to it, it's lying on the surface.

It's starting to make sense now.

"..... So it's Aston Villa v Manchester United and it's time to handover to our commentary team of Peter Drury and Andy Hinchcliffe. Lol. It's Gary Neville, really."

That sixth goal, man. Two arsenal players lining up to take a shot nobody near them, get in each others way rolls out between them and the next player onto it is still an arsenal man unopposed. Good strike but they want shot with shit, West ham.

Maybe just me but it's not on just fucking off when you're getting a hammering. They'll probably be the first ones giving it the big licks at work the next day if they win. Lack of moral fibre, sir.

Do West Ham not fancy defending today? Fucking hell.

Wanting arsenal to win, man.

I wonder who'll do the Villa v Man United later on? I wonder if it'll be an ex-Villa player or Gary Neville?

"I see you've got Alan 'send a glass eye to sleep and ex-Arsenal' Smith doing the West Ham v Arsenal game then, sky sports?"

I've virtually written off this season because of the difficulties we've had to put up with so in the cold light of day I'm not going to really call anyone, obviously a bit different if I'm in the house having a few beers watching it but other than that it is what it is. I'm sure I saw someone say only five points worse off than at this stage last year which seems mental and a credit to the effort the uninjured are putting in. The trajectory should be up, learn some lessons, make notes of the cunts trying to stop us and hopefully rub their noses in it in the future.

Miley has done a great job but he's not ready for anything more than a cameo yet. The future's bright for the kid. He needs a rest.

EDL knacker. Photographed shaking hands with a mackem counterpoint. Fuck him.

Sunderland AFC director Dave Jones is absolutely devastated on sky btw. Oh well.