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He's a con-man blagger. He's been on for a few years as I've seen him in the past. I'd be sweating every time I got up for 'work' waiting for the tap on the shoulder if I was him. Some brass neck. Aye, I noticed that. I wonder if they'll just sit on it in reality, kick it down the road in the hope of making a few quid from NUFC in the future like Ashley did and the group who bought the 'metro' land at the gallowgate did? (Probably sell it at a loss to a friendly businessman who they went to school with just before he makes a killing selling it to NUFC)

This daft cunt on sky, by the way....

"They were 'looking for someone to take us to the next level' they said. 'it's not you, it's us' they said. Well, careful what you wish for as I sagely said at the time. Discarding twenty years of loyal and dedicated service filling in for the admin jobs we'd got rid of all for a glorified monorail salesman who'd leave at the first opportunity of a better paying job unlike me who'd never contemplate the idea of being offered a better paying job. Mike would never have let this happen, profit be upon him."

🎵....and it's Sunnndaaaalun! Sunnalun AFC! We're by faaarr The most likely club To inspire an yank actor to buy a football club other than ours. 🎶

"It's ok, it's just part of the process."

Watching the second half of Lazio v Bayern Munich and I'm watching the ref first give a penalty then pull a red card out and Ian Darke of TNT still hadn't realised.

A game of twa halves, nae twa doots.

If he wants to go and we can demand some decent wedge then there's not much to say really other than off you fuck and I sincerely hope he has fond memories of the shit, shower and shave he had at NUFC. (Also hope they fuck everything up and he's not all that, naturally).

"I wouldn't know anything about that, sir."

Imagine all the humongous mega deals coming in for their future ballon d'Or winners? It's truly a terrifying prospect for us Mags. The very thought is truly mind-blowing I'll admit. Not only will Sunderland lose these galacticos from their squad but they'll invest in a completely wise and sensible way with a completely understanding and patient fan base not having any wobblers.

Someone's arse needs kicked at the SoL. If Kate Bush can resonate with a new generation of fans then surely the STID theme tune, 'where they used to build the boats' by errr.... someone....errr.....that should've been aggressively marketed and it shewalee should've been number one across the world?

I'll put something smooth on for Mrs HMHM and pour her a nice cuppa from the new valentine's teapot I bought her....

I didn't know he was?

There once was a man from Longleat Whose father was in Bronski Beat He did the hard yards Listened to Communards And would often 'Hit that perfect beat'.

Roses are red Violets are heaven Have you had any luck yet, Looking for number twenty seven? (Not five).

There's no way the club aren't looking for a striker next year.

That's me convinced. (Just got to convince the likes of Pep, Ange, Eddie and co. Good luck Mr Andy78!)

Sammy, CT's hacked your account, mate.

Watched 'Onoda, 10,000 nights in the jungle' about the Japanese officer who didn't leave his post on a Philippine island till 1974 till his old CO told him to as he'd convinced himself the war wasn't over and leaflets dropped informing them of this was just allied propaganda. Good film, mainly from a Japanese point of view although I do know that they've glossed over the old murdering the locals bit a little that he and his small group did. (It's shown but apparently they weren't as clean deaths as shown on the film). It's on the channel 4 app, sixty odd days left for availability.

"Monsieur, with these Brexit benefits you are really spoiling us!"

Spot on. We all have a laugh if they get beat but I don't actively watch their games and if they do win then so what? They're shite. Most of the laughs I get from them these days are the many highlighted posts like the one you mentioned. There's a raysun they hide their stuff and has been mentioned, it has to be embarrassment plus denying us more giggle material. Even the normal ones must see they've got some borderline Abby Normal brain donors amongst them?

Whereas these days I see them purely as an abundant mine of amusement. No deep shafts to dig to get to it, it's lying on the surface.