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I think her voice sounds lovely, she seems dead canny but whenever I've put her show on her taste in music is rotten.

Bruno and Joelinton have been going two's up on Gordon's lass, the rest of the team have found out and are now in two different camps about it. Miggy is the odd one out as he just looks blankly and repeatedly says 'Que?' when someone tries to explain the situation to him.

New HT entertainment apparently. 👆 (Don't tell the MLFs though).

Stressing is our new/old lesson

Just been on talk sport about this, Jordan and the Scottish gobshite are saying they should get Bruce back and let him spend the money and see how he gets on?

If you were ever a fan of Bagpuss as a kid, look away now......

Nice anecdote.

Jimenez was sent in to be a spoiler when it looked like fatty might actually have to buy Modric.

Last time I heard the words 'dinner party' as much as seen in this thread I was watching an episode of Terry and June, it was 1984 and his boss was coming around to the house. (I've missed out on so much throughout my life).

ExtendedYP

Are booking.com trying to tell him something? #MakesYouThink

I've just had the great luck to see a clip of him talking about Sunderland and saying the only reason he left was because of England and he was building a good foundation there. Now either he's being a teeny weeny bit disingenuous, (hard to believe, I know), or he's saying his good pal David Moyes went in after him and totally fucked his good work up. Which one is it Samuel? He couldn't fuck off quickly enough as he knew he was basically handing over to his mate a complete shit sandwich with extra diarrhea sauce. They were getting relegated all day and every day that year, no money, shit team, no significant loans from decent sides they were absolutely fucked which is why they ended up dropping down two divisions in successive seasons. Great foundations though, Sam.

(But not from Greggs).

Corned beef pie. Chilli.

Sausage rolls.

Well he should get himself a wash, then.

It looks shite and I've no idea who he is or if I'm supposed to be impressed? I'll be skint next month too but it'll have fuck all to do with NUFC.

Fish, just tell him you like all the NE teams to do well. The dopey ones don't like that one.