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I give sky some stick but that Brazilian lass gets no complaints here, not only a little cutie but a lovely sing song voice. Also helps she doesn't seem to have any preconceived ideas on who's who in the sky eco system. (Bruno's lass needs to keep an eye on el capitano iyam)

The point is, it's a permanent Manchester United perspective or a Liverpool one. Good or bad the focus and attention is all on them.

Well done, Craig!

See PSG away, fucking disgrace.

The sun etc will be digging out the old German puns if it doesn't go swimmingly early on especially with the Burn and Henderson call ups, (don't know the rest).

I couldn't give a shit about England but Burn's too old to get a debut cap, pleased for him but it doesn't make sense, Jordan Henderson is a joke.

Got my my new seat sorted already via an email from the club about an hour ago, you can pick it via an interactive web page....

"I'm shewa if we wa in the Premeya leyague we'd have a 65,000 staydeyum as well."

I'll be watching it in Wembley North (my house) by the looks of things, might even watch it sans drink and finally see a final not under the influence. Gloves and ring pulls will be off at the end though.

Always thought it should be Fucking Thick Mackems and nothing since has made me change my mind, tbh.

I'll report his parents to the NSPCC.

LTA's garage right now....

When matterface started droning on about another 'English hero' who simeone had dealings with that wasn't as good then telling us the details of his so called cryptic clues before unloading the story of Beckham v Argentina I gave up and watched the rest is politics. He's horrendous on the ears to anyone with half a brain cell and I haven't even mentioned young alien Predator sitting next to him, (mcmanaman).

Forced to listen to twit and twat* during this as it's on TNT, shame as Amazon has the option to just listen to the stadium noise. Matterface tearing it off by it's root that the scorer is (gasp!!) an ENGLISHMAN. *Matterface and Mcmanaman

Basically this with a tab sometimes with a walking cane.

The old magpie when referring to NUFC in the chronicle etc would have a tab in it's mouth, had nothing to do with monty magpie. I had a framed picture on my wall with the old castle/magpie badge in the middle, with two waistcoat wearing magpies either side of it with top hats on, tab in their beaks with 1882 on it before they invented 1892 in the 90s.

There was a bloke I worked with years ago who had that nickname for that reason.

I saw an advert for a job there a couple of years ago, everything was 'Balou' T&C's, (they offered only the bare necessities) but the crowning jewel in the perks other than 'free parking' was, I shit you not, a Christmas card from Mr and Mrs Dickson. (I should've applied just for that alone!)

They do good scones and their stotties are decent. (I don't bother with the sweet stuff so can't say anything on those). The vegan sausage rolls are ok too. The normal sausage rolls are atrocious and the pasties etc are edible I suppose if you don't mind it repeating on you for a few hours afterwards.

They've not long had an official union there which tells you everything you need to know about them considering their longevity as a business.

I know, they've always been a Newcastle based business but whether it's them themselves, (it is) plus others happy to jump on board they're now going down the Guinness/Irish business advertising route. Put it another way, would anyone have automatically linked Greggs to 'Geordie-ness' a decade or two ago? I just find it a bit false tbh and all apart from that, if that photo is legit then that lad must surely be one of those fans you cringe seeing in the media.

I will NEVER get on board this Greggs = Geordie thing like, sorry. Tends to be southerners and people under 40.

If Jamie carragher could now take a camera crew, find van dick and ask him to do a dance for him that would be canny.

A bit of humble pie for us I'm afraid, that really was a special European night at Anfield. Couldn't have went better for us but we'll need that and more to beat these. A bit of luck would be much appreciated and is waaay overdue.

No, but he's driven past the Walker dome.