Howmanheyman

'Back to Anfield for reaction' says Kelly Cates, hang on, that's not how it works hinny, they've got sky sports news for that I thought?

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Absolutely it's 100% about us but if you're not going to be even slightly bothered about them potentially winning a game from being 2-1 down with a late goal, I don't know what to say? I was very confident of beating these at OT when I saw their team, I should be confident today but Eddie's absence has tempered that a little bit.

2-2 at Chelsea, just waiting to hear about a winner tbh.

Confirmation from sky, they're pushing the TWO HUGE GAMES for Yewnighted before and after our match if we beat them.

Just got back in the big news from SJP is Onana isn't playing, nothing else to say apparently about this game over to the cameras as the Man U players are filmed walking into SJP. Over to Anfield.

I turned it off after they said they'll be talking about Liverpool's game after the break when they've already spent half an hour talking about them earlier on unless they're counting the Salah chat as a separate Liverpool piece. Ok.

They were eventually talking to Shola and Willock but just cut it with Darmesh saying we might get back to that video later before putting adverts on. They barely pretend to give a fuck.

Currently now on sky.... They haven't even mentioned NUFC yet or the fact our manager is in hospital, I'm going to hazard a guess if Slot or Arteta were in hospital you'd have a camera crew standing outside the hospital. It's been on in the background for over an hour now.

Didn't even spot the Schmeichel documentary on the right of the screenshot because there's been a real dearth of Manchester United documentaries on sky and BT these last few years tbh.

Put sky on to see what they're saying about their main match today.... It's basically a celebration of Liverpool extending Salah's contract. Honestly, if you swapped out the sky logos and replaced them with LFCTV logos you wouldn't know the difference.

I bumped into Eddie and offered to buy him a pint, one lead to a few more and Eddie's not from these parts, he was singing 'my way' after just the fourth. By the end of the night he was in an ambulance. The club are trying to keep it quiet to save Eddie from being called a shandy drinker.

Unless I'm reading it wrong uefa will just fine them same as Chelsea which is pathetic and pointless so you can fudge the PL and be deducted points but if you're a favoured club, you're sweet, you can't fudge uefa but they'll just give you a fine instead which is part of doing business which the breaching clubs will take all day.

Forest have been shit today, if Everton had any confidence in front of goal they'd be winning, they've been the better team.

Howe's in hospital and will miss this game, not too happy about this and obviously hope he's ok.

Might be just me but we seem to be playing catch up with the other teams lately considering we're not in Europe.

When the lad left did he take a piece of Young with him?

3-2 to Man City.

So you don't like her then?

Back to just good lads again.

I raise you...

I wonder if he has to have a shave or if a cat's lick would get any kind of growth off?

He doesn't look exactly 'manly' himself does he? Probably his unconscious way of trying to appear it or trying to deny something about himself? Your psychiatrist today has been Professor Howmanheyman, the sexy nurse I employ for her looks will see you out.