Howmanheyman

I'm more Chaucer with a soupçon of Irvine Welsh and Bamber Gascoigne.

Duran Duran were more 'notorious' tbh.

Knowing his alleged record I'm sure Richards will be happy with that.

Amount of times he says 'obviously': 0-10 - 4/1 10-20 - 2/1 20-30 - 1/2

We should've slaughtered Rafa and praised Bruce to the hilt just to mentally mind fuck the contrary media.....

If he'd done a decent job he'd have no reason to 'defend' anything. He's a strange bloke.

Bruce, man. At his age and at his payoff total you'd think he'd just be happy sipping Pina coladas in casa [insert latest club to have payed him off here] but he's just not happy unless he's either got the violins out for himself or sticking up for his benefactor who sorted a new expensive pay off deal for him knowing he was likely selling the club and foisting the Bruce windfall onto somebody else. Just fuck off and shut the fuck up, man. Honestly.

Can't say I've noticed, I was close to getting a job with Northumbria water so could've solved this for you but their loss.

Oliver Holt because Oliver Holt always has the hot take on everything.

The QPR fan at the end was decent enough but her top was the sexiest thing on there tbh.

"But for sure it has been a difficult season, everyone can see that, we have got a ceiling unlike other teams, congratulations to them etc, etc...."

@Andrewis the top gadgie these days I think?

I don't know who's a mod and who isn't?

Ian Wright: 'Number one.' Presenter: "Warm ball number one, Coventry City versus...." Ian Wright: "number two." Presenter: "Cold ball number two, Manchester United. Coventry versus Manchester United." Roy Keane: "Listen, that's the draw United would've wanted."

I genuinely haven't a clue how to sign up on here, I'm one of the newer ones and I've been on here from about 2009 I think?

Sorry to hear that, mate.

Fuck parody, the real McCoy beats it every time.

Is he foaming and wants to have his say?

Man U used to do shit like that when they were good, Liverpool always do that type of shit so very ironic it's happened to them. Their fans must be thinking how's that happened to us? Unlucky, Scouse, welcome to our world.

Should've slapped him on the bonce and said 'You're sitting in HMHM's seat, CUNT.'

His face when souness talks.