Howmanheyman

In his case......

John Wayne walks into a saloon in a small town in Missouri and asks for a whiskey, everyone in the saloon hushes and keeps their heads down. As he's starting his drink he loudly days to the barman, "When I finish this drink I'm a going to go to my horse and I'm sincerely hoping that someone in this no good, forgotten town has saddled him. If nobody has saddled my horse.........same thing that happened in Texas is gonna happen here." Everyone is shiting themselves and in their panic and fear, assume somebody else has done the job the Duke wants doing. John Wayne necks his drink then goes outside. A minute later the saloon doors burst aside as the Duke walks back in the establishment. "Well it looks as if my horse isn't saddled. Ok, I'll have one more drink for the road and this time, if my horse isn't saddled......THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS IS GONNA HAPPEN RIGHT HERE!" Everyone is bricking it and the nearest bloke to the door nips out and saddles Wayne's horse. The Duke finishes his drink and heads outside. He sees his horse has been saddled so gets up on it and slowly starts to trot along the dusty town road. A teenage boy looking on through the window on the saloon porch at what was happening couldn't hold it in any longer and ran up to the big man. "Mr Wayne! Mr Wayne!" He shouted, "What is it, son?" The Duke drawled back. "Mr Wayne, what, (gulp), happened in Texas when they didn't saddle your horse, sir?" The Duke spat out a piece of tobacco to one side then said to the boy...... ......."I had to walk home, son."

I was just thinking about this gif the other day, he's such a fucking weird bloke. (Trump, not Rayvin, obviously. Cough, ahem).

Mackem teeth as well with a gap in the middle.

How Gemma and Fish see themselves when they're explaining XG etc..... .....as opposed to the reality.....

And not a peep mentioned nationally.

"Hello?.......Hello?......is that Sting's record company office? Ah'm heeya to pass on amnestey international's phone numbba to Sting. What? Ah'm a massive lads fan and ah think Sting needs to phone up amnestey international and pay the refund to them, cash money, like, so ah'm giving ya their numbba for him to ring them. Then he can ring me. Cheers, marra. FTM."

Good effort, CT, good effort.

We moaned a bit when Boro blatantly took the piss postponing a game which they went on to win on the rearranged game, (they were decimated with injuries on the original date).

That last spell in the top division at ten seasons was their longest unbroken spell since the 1950s and most of it was fighting relegation. In the early 2000s, those two consecutive 7th place finishes by Peyta Reyd, (who was swilled by one of them in a friendly game when they started struggling), is their highest finish since 1955. So you can add 'hounding out'* their most successful manager in half a century to their amnesia list. *Never have a set of fans accused another set of hounding out a manager as much as them when they've actually 'hounded out' far more.

I've seen us beat them more than I've seen us beaten by them. I've also saw their wretched, bitter and twisted faces in the rear view mirror as we took off while they looked on, knowing they were shit and am about to see it again. Next.

Dropped the bairn off, switched over to talksport in the car on the way home as we'd won seeing if anything would be said about us and hit lucky as they just started talking about us, no adverts or fuck all which again was lucky. They play a replay of Bruno's goal, Brazil asks Sinclair about us and, a minute in as he's starting to praise Howe Brazil interrupts to ask Ray Parlour what he's laughing about and he shows him a photo of 'The Moose' eating a burger in Seville which they then have a laugh/quick chat about presumably while Sinclair is still sitting with his mouth open mid sentence...... needless to say our game wasn't mentioned again. Every now and then it's good to hear a clip to remind you of this abortion of a station. I was laughing along with the two pissheads, just not at the same thing. (Then put the music back on).

Not getting carried away after that......

Wood shitting down the throat of mxol9oxm or whatever the fuck he's called?

Get in!! Radio for me as the stream just doesn't want to know tonight.

"Sorry, not for me, Jake."

They're allowed to pay their staff including players and are getting in touch with the government for other rules to be bent.

Test of Howe's mettle, this. He's kept the same team, it's worked and sent the right message but think a little change might be on for tonight as we looked slightly leggy on Saturday. Would take a draw but would hope for better. Honestly think this could go either way. There'd be no needle at all for this game until the Anschluss twat started flapping his gums about the biggest load of bollocks I've heard from a PL manager this season. Their song is shit when they and spurs sing it and they're boring bastards.

Good old Boris, eh?

Couldn't have picked a worse set of fans to entertain at their first home game after this happening. Remember the 'When the Russian goes to prison you'll be fucked' chant? Think there'll be a few more variations of that type on Sunday.