Howmanheyman

I've heard all the restaurants around the lakes are shit and you'll all better off taking asdas frozen meals to heat up in the microwave. There is one 'pop-up' van that goes around that sells gourmet burgers in artisan buns called 'Genes protein' but unfortunately the only sauce he uses is his cum.

Might've been better off with the ban, guaranteed he'll get fuck all now from refs for at least two years, (if he's still here), and will get more than his fair share of bookings. Expect one or two nailed on pens rejected. (I'm gobsmacked we get that legitimate pen on Saturday tbh).

They don't help themselves, do they?

Instead of Gloomy naming them in the country they were conceived, (which is so 2011), he named them after the meal he had the night they conceived. Quinoa is four and helps mummy in the kitchen and Kale is 2 and plays with daddy's segway. Rumours they'll be having a baby brother or sister to play with can't be confirmed but there's a new room being decorated for English-Tapas in 8-9 months time.

28 years since Liverpool last won the title. If you'd said back then it would be that long it would've been very hard to believe. It's five years since Man U last won the league and I think they'll easily make it to ten.

The pundits attitude and presenter's narrative when a top 6 are getting/have got beat by a non top 6 side is unreal. Genuinely look gutted, angry and wanting to know what's going wrong? Switch it around and not one fuck is given, it's all about the glory boys being, err, glorious. Turtle shite, man, the state of Sky and BT.

And he was right!

He's howling at the moon, a la leazes mag. I don't particularly rate Pickford but he's nowhere near as shit as essembee makes out. Most haven't really mentioned him either but it's one of his strange obsessions. (Not that anyone really gives a fuck about it).

No idea why kenedy took the pen, was Ritchie on the pitch? (Missed the last ten mins).

Hayden as bad as manquillo. Probably worse.

Hoping Hayden is a better full back than he's a midfielder. Fucking scandalous we're in this situation.

Warnock's face, man. A face fitting for his patter.

Manquillo and Joselu wouldn't be in the side if Rafa had've been allowed to do some business. And do business in good time. These are there for the taking but so are we from their pov. We need to keep in the game and stretch them 2nd half hopefully with better personnel.

He'll have a great game now, of course.

13,000 there apparently, 2,000 Sheff Wed fans. Some of the pictures I've seen put that figure in the realms of fantasy. When they eventually post gates of 7,000 you'll know the match was attended by -345 people.

There's been a clause inserted into Colback's loan contract insisting that in the event of the clubs meeting he 'must be in the starting line up for Forest' and can only be substituted no earlier than the 80th minute barring injury*. *Newcastle United physio to examine injury to confirm legitimacy.

Who the fuck says 'oh my days'? 'Oh my days, Margaret! It says here that Sainsburys won't be selling the daily mail anymore. Political correctness gone mad, I tell you. "

Take a hint, Clint, fuck off.

Aye, typically boring cunt from the Midlands.

You need to spend more time away from this forum. It's for the best.

Maybe you need to stop worrying about it and perhaps you're just trying too hard? Just be yourself and act naturally and I'm sure you'll make loads of new friends on holiday.

Fuck me, this is a lad from news at ten. What chance you got when easily starstruck divvies like this lap up Johnson's phoney bullshit?

People have done this before but if you offer to take holiday entitlement they'll refuse you and force to put it down as a sickie instead. One lad was basically forced into taking an early pension if he didn't kick up a fuss after being peddled for that exact scenario. Cunts.