Howmanheyman

That's cheered me up a bit.

disappointed in myself I didn't let go on 30 years of pent up anti-arsenal bile now I knew we had an audience.

We all wished the lad our best, he wasn't what we we needed in a mike Ashley funded squad, end of story. (He was blowing out of his arse in too many games I saw him start for us and blowing early on.).

Of course not. I've never read PC weekly.

I'm laughing but I'm on AOL. Is that still current?

I got panned for not having WhatsApp when I tried unsuccessfully to get a pic from a mate's phone last night. So I'd get WhatsApp to save yourself the same ridicule and derision.

Seen this the other day and it was a 65+ only map. Just about all of England and the whole of the north east was Tory including my own constituency which hasn't had one of those things since the 1950s. Unless those over 65s are all about 80, what's made them change their votes? (If you take the poll as gospel?).

City of God. Been meaning to getting round to this as I've seen it recommended many a time and wasn't disappointed. A bit violent at times but brilliantly shot. (For those who haven't seen it......It's about a budding young photographer growing up in the Brazilian slums in the 60s then 70s and the gangsters/drug gangs around at the time). Excellent film.

Have that hoddle!

'Noocarsull have such a poor record v city, so has aguero, 3 points in the last 63 etc, etc et fucking cetera'. Here's an idea, lads. Don't put us fucking on against them, then. Cunts. P.S. any blood clots down on their luck with nothing to do? I know a fat cunts artery just begging for your business.

Dear diary, ah was looking through me twitter feed for the 'fallout' which is a term us long toothed, grizzled hacks call the moaning after a match when ah seen Craig Hope losing his fucking mind critisiz, criticieze, err, being a cheeky cunt with the puntas favourite, one Lee Ryder Esq. Ah couldn't believe the lippy cunt had the cheek to call the TRINITY MIRROR REGIONAL SPORTS WRITER of the FUCKING YEAR out as embarrassing?! Fuck me, diary, had the kid been on medication talking like that to the former toon army footsoldier who once offered on some Watford fans across the street at vicarage road in the days of the mighty Quinn? Ah thought ahd say nowt for now but hopeys crossed the fucking line here and he's in proper danger of a moothful of seaton deleval knuckle. There's only one boy on the United beat and it isn't a kid who was wanking over Buffy the vampire slayer when ah was marching behind a polis escort at Leeds. Lol. Laters.

Give her some credit, she does get a bit better with practice.... Then.....

(She looks like me going to the bog at four in the morning for a slash when I've been on the piss and not gone to bed till about one).

You still here, dipshit?

It's not a positive. Nobody's happy seeing us play this way, it is however, pragmatic with the personnel he had for Sunday and the team he was up against. It's not giving Rafa a free pass as I can imagine he was as pissed off as we were that's how it had to go.

They're carrying M16s as this is a still from an episode of 'The professionals' and that gun was all that wardrobe had available that week as the arseholes making 'wild geese' took all the SLRs, the cunts.

Says it all that these kind of companies are the only ones that'll go near Ashley's toxic NUFC.

Big, big difference between our game v Chelsea in May and our game yesterday and if you think it's just down to Rafa then you're letting yesterday's disappointment cloud your judgement. Ah, banana-cock, I'd totally forgotten about you. Funny how your brief appearances usually occur when there's a bit of NUFC negativity. Slagging Benitez as well? The stench of Hendon is strong in this one.

I actually have a sash somewhere that 'my (grand) father wore'. I'll have to dig it out and maybe post it over if you lads are feeling nostalgic?

Also relieved that my old dear is on her 6th, and hopefully last, chemo session today. At our age we get to worry about the young'uns and the old'uns.

My eldest daughter's been stressed to fuck about her GCSEs, (she takes after me about getting up a height, the poor girl), but....she's actually done very well including a couple where none of us, her included, thought she had a chance in. Relieved and happy for her.