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Howmanheyman

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  1. Fish is shagging trooper? Never seen that coming tbh.
  2. I'm from Walker same as Steve Bruce, Lee Clark and Alan Thompson.
  3. He's a new Tory fan boy poster from Coventry. 32 looks 42. Everything you'll think he looks like will probably be right. Needs to get on the salad.
  4. The only way I could better your cram story is if I'd shut the door on him. Can't compete with cram, that's me out. You'd have to have met a genuine star like van basten or something?
  5. Ron 'Cassius Clay' McGarry used to ask me and my Dad how the toon got on when we walked past his bookies in Walkergate after being at the game. The first time it happened my Dad had to inform me he played for Newcastle in the 60s. Thought you were a couple of years older than me, mind. There's a few on here who are though.
  6. Can't watch it as my subscription to SM has finished and it's not taking anything other than fucking bitcoins if you want to renew. Anyone with any other options please feel free to PM me.
  7. Sounds more like Jackie than Bobby. I fucking love hearing the Ashington/Bedlington etc accents.
  8. Good job they got Albert to meet him and not @Noelie, mind.
  9. Used to play against Stevie Watson at Wallsend boys club, played against Robbie Elliott for my school, played against Lee Clark and Alan Thompson 'around the doors/at school' the odd time.
  10. Lack of quality up front this time from Murphy costing us a deserved point at least.
  11. This commentator is why you need segregation at football games. Imagine being sat next him tonight? Words would be spoken. We've played well tonight but haven't got a striker to capitalise on it.
  12. We desperately need a striker, Gayle has zero confidence, should've done much better twice. Tottenham TV obviously haven't shown a replay.
  13. The stream I'm watching might as well be Tottenham TV.
  14. It's only ten minutes in and this cunt commentating with the god awful Tony Gayle is definitely up for Spurs isn't he? Would prefer a foreign stream so I didn't have to listen to the utter rhubarb they come out with.
  15. He'll be one of those placca celebrity fans like Zoe Ball liking Man U, Liam Gallagher being mad for man city, Rod Stewart loving Celtic and CT being crazy about NUFC.
  16. He had no previous ticket history. He might've been a Mag.
  17. This is starting to look a bit 'gold' this takeover/giveaway.
  18. M L fucking F M L fucking F I know he is, I'm sure he is He's M L fucking F F T fucking M F T fucking M I've seen his badge, eys a real cush gadge, F T fucking M Have you ever seen a Mag in Kiev? Have you ever seen a Mag in Kiev? Apart from 1997 and 2002 Have you ever seen a Mag in Kiev? The Doc is upping the meds The Doc is upping the meds I'm schizophrenic and so am I The Doc is upping the meds.
  19. Had a look over there after reading howay's posts. Please, RTG, never, ever change. I've said it before, but a shrink would have a fucking field day on there studying their 'Mag' paranoia, similar to that paleontologist finding himself in Jurassic park. They wouldn't know where to start.
  20. I've said it before, an exchange with another supporter by a Newcastle United fan may or may not bring up Sunderland, probably not in ordinary circumstances, if the shoes on the other foot no fucking way are they not trying to get an anti nufc conversation out of the other fan..... 'Orwight, mate? QPR fan here, Geordie is it?' 'Fuck off am a Sunderland supporter! Geordie? Fucking hate the cunts, marra. What about you? You must fucking hate the bastards, al the country does!' 'Yeah, mate, get sick of hearing about them, think they're a bigger......Fuck me! What the fuck you doing?! You fackin' trying to suck my cock, squire?' '(Nom nom, slurp), QPR, (slurp), proper club. (Nom nom), Dinna cum in me mouth though, marra. It'll put iz off me fostaz. How much do you hate the mags, marra? You nearly there, yet?'
  21. This is what I miss about away days. The young knackers throwing beer around concourses and singing shit, non-nufc songs? Not so much.
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