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Also relieved that my old dear is on her 6th, and hopefully last, chemo session today. At our age we get to worry about the young'uns and the old'uns.

My eldest daughter's been stressed to fuck about her GCSEs, (she takes after me about getting up a height, the poor girl), but....she's actually done very well including a couple where none of us, her included, thought she had a chance in. Relieved and happy for her.

Oh what, wow He's the greatest protester Oh what, wow That I've ever seen Oh what, wow He's the greatest protester Oh what, wow He wears the finest clothes, the best designers, heaven knows Oooh, from his head down to his toes Halston, Gucci, Fiorucci, he looks like a still That man is dressed to kill He's the greatest protester Oh what, wow That I've ever seen Oh what, wow He's the greatest protester Oh what, wow

As Quiff says it's about shining a light on him and getting attention brought to him and ultimately his NUFC operation. I'll keep my knickers on but can't understand the mocking of a few supporters who aren't doing anything to those that are. Why? Personally I'd be grateful that someone's got up off their arse and are prepared to look cringey in order to try and make things uncomfortable for him and further expose him. I honestly think there's a smattering of guilt in some of the digs from a few. (mainly talking about twitter, here).

FYP

Nobody was scared, it never turned out that way and if you're more bothered about a bit of cringe than over a decade of this cunt plus longer if nothing happens than feel free to be cool as fuck and suffer this cunt.

In amongst all of Gene's post.....Sorry for your loss, Gene.

Never mind, plenty wanking opportunity, Andrew. (Good luck!)

Are you still here? Look, mate, when we want you to post we'll chuck you a banana, is that ok?

Essembee's real name is Brian. Brian Damaged.

Adamsy is named after Seal's mate. (He's just not too great at spelling).

Some of these have an absolutely unhealthy, and weird as fuck, obsession with bbc look north* and Tyne Tees TV. I couldn't tell you the last time I watched either, especially just to watch any reports at the end of the local news about the weekend's football. Proper, proper sad as fuck weirdos. Finishes off with 'FTM', naturally. *If I was Dawn Thewlis I'd have a safe room installed in the house, tbh.

I've heard all the restaurants around the lakes are shit and you'll all better off taking asdas frozen meals to heat up in the microwave. There is one 'pop-up' van that goes around that sells gourmet burgers in artisan buns called 'Genes protein' but unfortunately the only sauce he uses is his cum.

Might've been better off with the ban, guaranteed he'll get fuck all now from refs for at least two years, (if he's still here), and will get more than his fair share of bookings. Expect one or two nailed on pens rejected. (I'm gobsmacked we get that legitimate pen on Saturday tbh).

They don't help themselves, do they?

Instead of Gloomy naming them in the country they were conceived, (which is so 2011), he named them after the meal he had the night they conceived. Quinoa is four and helps mummy in the kitchen and Kale is 2 and plays with daddy's segway. Rumours they'll be having a baby brother or sister to play with can't be confirmed but there's a new room being decorated for English-Tapas in 8-9 months time.

28 years since Liverpool last won the title. If you'd said back then it would be that long it would've been very hard to believe. It's five years since Man U last won the league and I think they'll easily make it to ten.

The pundits attitude and presenter's narrative when a top 6 are getting/have got beat by a non top 6 side is unreal. Genuinely look gutted, angry and wanting to know what's going wrong? Switch it around and not one fuck is given, it's all about the glory boys being, err, glorious. Turtle shite, man, the state of Sky and BT.

And he was right!

He's howling at the moon, a la leazes mag. I don't particularly rate Pickford but he's nowhere near as shit as essembee makes out. Most haven't really mentioned him either but it's one of his strange obsessions. (Not that anyone really gives a fuck about it).

No idea why kenedy took the pen, was Ritchie on the pitch? (Missed the last ten mins).

Hayden as bad as manquillo. Probably worse.

Hoping Hayden is a better full back than he's a midfielder. Fucking scandalous we're in this situation.

Warnock's face, man. A face fitting for his patter.