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Just had a look at the top of the 4th division. Looks like next year the mackems are definitely playing Accrington Stanley, Luton Town and Wycombe Wanderers with potentially one of four from.... Exeter City (St. James' park) Coventry City (Jimmy Hill) Notts County (Mags, Nolan and big Shola) Lincoln City So overall some games to keep them interested, especially amongst the play off contenders.

Read this thread and if you don't laugh you're dead from the neck up....

Spotted this on @Tom's twitter feed..... Errr......

Give it a year and you'll have that daft cunt on YouTube, mad mackem or whatever he's called sipping a beer before furiously singing/shouting a Bowie remix of starman..... 'There's a CONMAN At the stadium of light He said he'd come to save us But he's full of fucking shite There's a CONMAN He's worse than Elis Short He's told us not to blow it Cos he knows it not worthwhile He told me Let the mackems lose it Let the mackems lose it Let all the magpies boogie!'

Had a look on there and there just has to be a load of Newcastle fans on there taking the piss because the only other conclusion is there is a fair few who are borderline unhinged. WTF is the 'I'm in the mood to chat with some Mags' thread about? Anyway, when they call the Sunderland Echo a 'mag rag' you know the lunatics have truly taken over the asylum. P.S. Looking forward to seeing a t shirt or an avatar with Marlon Brando/Godfather photoshopped with 'the Don'. Even funnier when they realise they've got fucking Boycie as an owner rather than an international cabal of MLFs with more money than sense.

Aye, well done! The amount of communities that have never recovered from Thatcher's ideology but some 30 something Tory knacker from the Midlands thinks it's a hoot. Very disheartening to think that the future of my region is usually decided by places like the Midlands if you're anything to go by. Any chance you can support someone else?

Well done.

Not fucking one of them are fit to govern when they still insist on doing that stance despite it being ridiculed, in fact even the first one to do it should've told the overpaid whatever they are/do to fuck off when they suggested it. That's before we bring their politics into it. Backbones like a jellyfish.

Doing fuck all and relaxing with a drink is a hobby I need to spend a bit more time at if I can.

What hobby time is that? Shift work doesn't really help with hobbies and in between doing jobs round the house, cooking, giving lifts etc I don't have tons of time. I go out for the odd drink and go to the match. Sometimes I'll take the family out for something to eat. It's all fucking go round here, I'm telling you! I'm a bit envious of those that enjoy hobbies tbh although it depends on what their hobby is as well, like.

Almost no hobbies here. FMP.

No hobbies here.

One of the mysterious backers of the Eastleigh chairman revealed...

'Red Lion in Benidorm' €1 a pint cruzcampo, €4 for 4 plus a ticket in the premier concourse at the stadium of light. See Big Tel from Eastleigh organising the trip to Sunderland, taking bookings NOW!

We're just 'rattled' Mags tbh.

He's got Spanish backers and they're all wanting tapas and San Miguel on draft, a new alliance is born, me gusta espanol, marra! no sundIreland and Guinness now. Except there's no evidence of it and one or two mentioning Staveley and 'Awab' men. They seem to have a thing about misspelling Arab as awab for some fucking bizarre reason? Anyway, atm it's a bloke from Eastleigh worth £8.4m with a supposed consortium some of whom are being described as 'international'. Could be Ally Fraser and Kenny Ames based in the Costa del Sol, who knows?

'Where's the mags?' I've noticed a few debt and HMRC posts popping up regarding us now they're apparently 'debt free'.

I've never known a club fanbase as obsessed about wanting old managers back. Quite a few wanting Keane back, some after McCarthy and a couple mentioning Allardyce! Also seen Lampard and Gerrard mentioned.

I'm not telling you, you might burgle my house.

Didn't have stuff, used debit card instead.

There once was a man called CT Who liked a new hobby or three He'd come on toontastic His project fantastic But it'll turn out shit as you'll see.

Stop talking Britain down!