Howmanheyman

Not in the same league as rents but I've had a shit Christmas myself, the daughters got something from the pharmacy they work in which is meant to be good but after taking the full course it hasn't touched it, (I don't think it's got paracetamol, should've ignored them and got them to get cold and flu tablets I asked for, the coughing and fever kicked in last night, feel rough as fuck, just want to sort the place out but I've got as much energy as a siem de Jong shot. No doubt I'll be right as rain come the 2nd January when I'm due an interview in the morning, then back shift at work. I'm also worried my missus will get the flu. I forgot about getting back to the NHS for my flu vaccine.....

Birmingham City is their main rivals although they'll look down at them like we do with the mackems.

It's always going to be a struggle watching the drink at this time of year, rents. I was trying not to go daft with the booze but illness has helped me out on that score. You can beat yourself up if you want and you probably will but it won't accomplish too much. Don't bother having just the one, face the music, take the hangover as payback and get a good night's kip tonight if you can? Tomorrow is another day, mate. Better if you're refreshed.

It'll be all about 1996, the twelve point lead and 'Yewnighted' hunting us down where a shy Roy Keane will tell the presenter it's old news and nobody is interested anymore. They might have a token NUFC player in from that era to rub his nose in it whilst praying they can rub the current NUFC players noses in it by a 'Yewnighted' victory. If we win then it'll be a full on post mortem with concerned faces about what is going wrong at 'yewnighted' with NUFC being a complete afterthought.

"Could we have a word, Andrew? I'm detective Crockett, CT for short and this is my colleague, detective Tubbs from the serious Settee Crime division, we hear there's been an incident involving a wrong sofa being delivered? Before we go any further I'd like to recommend SCS in South Shields for any future three piece furniture purchases, they offer interest free credit for up to twelve months and will also dispose of your old settee for only £15. Tell them CT sent you, Paisan and you may well get a further discount. It was my old patch."

Last three league games nothing to do with me.

We should have too much for them but they'll pull a performance out knowing them. They like to take the piss but they do treat it like a big game v us come match day. They've got Liverpool after us so will definitely be trying to to get the three points. Head says away win, head also these cunts need a win and need a hand from the officials which you know they'll get. Hopefully we're on it and don't blow chances.

We should beat them but Old Trafford v us and they usually rouse themselves on and off the pitch.

Superb move and goal.

We've battered them, just need one or two to take a chance from crosses. A second kills them off.

Get in!!!

Ah that famous Brummie wit, who can forget jasper carrot?

In the interlude the drink and tablets wore off. Back on the water and tablets for the rest of the night till I crash out which won't be far off.

Me and the missus have finished prosecco bottle two whilst watching a Christmas carol, there's now an interlude for nibbles before resuming drink. I'm fucked, but merrily fucked. I'll suffer tomorrow but hey ho.

🎵 May your days be merry aaaand bright.... And may all...your....christ....masses not be shite. 🎶

Morts as the bairns say.

I'm tentatively trying to drink some taste the difference prosecco from Sainsbury's because I know it's quality. I'm groaning and breathing out loudly in between each sip to let everyone know my sacrifice in trying to get with the Christmas spirit.

I always tell the daughters to be careful using our sharp knives but they rightly say it's only me who cuts themselves.

FYP

That's more than I had yesterday or will have today. I've got the full on lurgy. I'll have to do the dinner, some of it already prepared but I just can't be arsed. Bah! Humbug!

Anyway, merry Christmas one and all..... "Leave it Tony, he's not worth it!"

Alreet, Chris Rea, we get the message.

I've had it a few times as well. It's no fun being a human fingerBob.