Howmanheyman

Recce-ing a potential spot to bury another work colleague you say?

Been said many a time but they're such a needy, desperately clinging fanbase aren't they? If a Newcastle United fan chats to an opposition supporter there's a good chance Sunderland won't be mentioned at all. This is highly unlikely if a Mackem cracks on with another fan. (Unless of course, all these other fans can't wait to say to said Mackem, 'Really pleased I bumped into you, while you're here, can I just tell you I think your fans are great, genuine and down to earth. You also have an amazing travelling support and as a fanbase you are miles ahead of Noocarsull supporters who are all deluded and really not all that. Anyway, as you were saying..... Oh! Before you carry on, can we form a football fans bond between our clubs? That would be nice. Sorry, you were talking about your 6 league titles and how you last beat Noocarsull.'

89th minute, you say?

Did anyone notice?

It's been good so far but I haven't read the book to compare it.

There's a pizza shop round our way called '3 Guys'. It closes down every year, gets new management and changes it's name. It was 'flaming Cod' or something last time. Anyway, it's as shit as it sounds, went for some jockey's whip's when it was a chippy to try it out and I got served some frozen chips from a Polish lass!!! Needless to say that was the first and last time I went. No interest in any vouchers from any guys, whether there's three, four or five of the radgies.

Watched the first three episodes of 'The Terror' last night about two Royal Navy ships in 1845 searching for the north west passage, (not the M62), that went missing. Didn't expect it to be a bit supernatural but I enjoyed it, damn your eyes!

I've no idea what he's done before but I do know his Mam must've been at the shops* when he did that video of himself otherwise he wouldn't have been so loud. *Getting him some chicken nuggets for his tea to go with oven chips and beans.

When you're an award winning journalist, you lead, ex-players follow.

Uncal Mick, then?

It's ok, he puts a smilie with cool sunglasses after most of his posts so he's actually really cool as fuck, a Mackem Fonz if you like. Not desperate. Not desperate at all.

Looked a pen but actually a dive. I'll not slag the ref too much for not booking him as he didn't fall for it.

Penalty according to donkey Don.

Thinking the same. Could well be the useless Mackem cunt, Don Goodman.

I turned it off after twenty minutes. Football shit, shit atmosphere, one can't be arsed with it, the other is managed by Allardyce who has put a cold clammy hand over their highlight of their season. The mackems think he's great though.

Had a drink, (no nachos or hotdogs) and chilled watching 'Where eagles dare' last night. It's still great.

You can't knock him down, mind. Skin like rhinoceros. (Not too dissimilar to a certain boldon taxi driver).

There's a 13 year old in 1987 wanting their joke back.

Two times.

Reminds me of a frustrated poet penning his thoughts on the wall of the bog at work around the days of the 2nd coming of the Messiah in 1992. Shakespeare cometh here To sit and think I cometh here To shit and stink.

EXACTLY.

Possibly. I just think he'd had enough and didn't fancy working with the board when they went PLC. It wasn't as if he spoonfed the supporters bullshit before rushing off to join another big club.