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And Gayle should do better with that shot. Has to get it on target.

Be nice to hit the woodwork and it to go in for a change. Fanny's fucking hair yet again.

Is that poll real or a parody? It's getting hard to tell these days.

Not sure, tbh? @Ant will know if @Dr Gloom gets a notification every time I'd guess?

I guessed it might be.

(I'm laughing and I don't even know what F5 does?)

Alreet, Mary.

You're getting pure fucking gold dust TV reviews here from myself from the goodness of my heart and for the greater benefit of the boards viewing experience and you're coming out with cheap digs at mine, Michael Caine's and Stanley Baker's expense? (Not to mention denigrating the bravery of the British and Zulu warriors). Shame on you, Scott. (No, it's not on this year).

Watched the first three episodes of taboo. It's getting promising and I'm even managing to put up with watching Tom Hardy act and listen to his mumbling.

FFS! You've just spoiled your deathbed advice to your children and grandchildren if they happen to read this!

I'm glad you said 'more idiots'. The Leicester game had my arm around some divvies neck offering him some advice before his mates dragged him away and a milky bar kid lookalike in front of us tried to separate us after the event when it had all finished. I jokingly asked him who he was trying hold back? The invisible man?

I'd take relegation now if it meant this cunt had a clean break from the club and we got in some serious people. 100%. Obviously I'd rather he fucked off and we could start in the PL but I just have a feeling that if he he can fuck it up......he will. The McKeag and Seymour's* were petty in that they treated the club like the family silver even though they realised their time had been and gone by the 60s at the latest, however this cunt has to be doing it out of spite or has dome massive fucking neediness that makes him have to be a WINNER in his own mind against everyone from Staveley, Dave Whelan to the normal bloke working all week just wanting a few hours watching his club try to win some games and have a go. *The original Seymour senior probably the last ambitious bloke at the club, his son, a chairman in my time, the Douglas Hall to john Hall.

SAUSAGE ROLL COME ON JOSELU SCORE A GOAL.

We're due a bit of korma, Troops.

Merino looks fucked at the min, blowing out of his arse and doesn't look as 'match fit' since coming back from injury IMO.

Perez needs to put that header on target at least, got back into it but real lack of quality is killing us. Other results not helping either.

For live up to date reports on todays game follow someone else than Lee Ryder.

Its been like this for years. We're getting fuck all yet the card is straight out for our lot. We're honestly not vocal enough with the ref and I hate having to say that.

I like it, Robert, bit confidence, you've sold it to me, fucking ha'way!!!!

When did he not?

Fake news, Rob. It was 1-1, Quinny scored for us, Curry for them. (Curry was a footballer, not a foreign muck dish).

Happy birthday!