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But would it work as a finger food in a, ooh I don't know, off the top of my head, a comedy club?

My sister insists on 'marksies'. I couldn't be arsed to food shop in the town, mind. Rarely go into town as it is.

I've had my one every ten year fix of Zulu so will look for something else.

My sis is a snob, I'll ask her next time she's in there.

I might but I'm not a heavy user like the rest of you lot so I mightn't bother.

Added, no sky on it nor BT.

Cheers, CT, I'll add that if it's OK. I'd never heard of it.

I just use Exodus for the films and TV although I was using UK turk for some documentaries, (purely as they were easier to find if you weren't searching for a specific programme).

One, I don't do the west end. Two, I don't do tesco.

Taxi driver......confirmed. (Jokes, we already knew by your patter, CT).

I liked the Roma shirts they sponsored. Happy to try one of their sauces if they ever sell them near here.

Never heard of it. Is that an add on by itself or just on one? (I,e, Phoenix?)

I find UKTV a bit ropey for the sports. Films/TV is usually spot on, football just isn't in my experience.

I'll try and pop in.

#IscreamKonemeltdown

Rose pink. Same as my 14 year old. Daughter. Not a fan of apple stuff at all. Wife and girls all have iPhones and I'm unimpressed. I've got a oneplus one and it's far superior to theirs IMO. You at the game tomorrow?

It seems to be well respected/loved ex-players of other clubs but we seem to get lumbered with the rogues/mugs gallery of sacked divvies.

No idea, I just know I don't want to hear any of Sky's NE experts talk about NUFC. Souness actively dislikes us, Quinn always has sly digs and McClaren is a gimp who has helped relegate us, I just don't want to see his grinning mug any time soon.

I like how sky have yet another north east expert prick spouting shite about our club. If it isn't him it's Souness or niall fucking Quinn.

All Sony movies are quality mints.

With bupa?

Just listen politely, nod your head, smile then tell them to stick to talking about Bet Lynch.

Bobby Charlton called them all Geordies in their semi final v Norwich in 92 so he was also a bit out of the loop.

Don't think any other club has broken the 50K barrier, not in this country, anyway. Just us and Spurs.

He'll also get another nickname, can't see the yanks calling him 'Tayls'. He'll probably be called 'vacant Steve', 'Forrest Gump', 'OG Limey guy' or something?