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  1. Howmanheyman
    Fucking hell! can read you like a book! :lol:
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    "Sure you can laugh, but I bumped into a strange bean from another planet. He had white hair and a mask on with gold chains hanging off his tracksuit. Said he was Jimmy Savile and he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded while Wham's 'Wake me up before you go go' was playing from his car radio in the background. Great days back then and nobody wanted for anything thanks to the new prime minister, Maggie Thatcher." /CT
  3. Howmanheyman
    See! That's what it means. Use the term all the time, myself.
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    Aye. That pedestal I put Gemmill on is now crumbling before my eyes. CT! Can you help out?
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    Is someone going to tell Granda?
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    I'm explaining where the spurs nugget is arguing, Gemmill. That Russian lass parading round your pool has either frazzled your mind or it's the incessant TV/films you watch.
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    This is on my Twitter timeline BTW.
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    Some spurs nugget is suggesting that we only get £30M if he stays for the full five years and that they won't pay their £6M installment if he goes elsewhere in the meantime. He reckons this is because a evening standard reporter has said so. Apparently we're taking a gamble.
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    Aha! So this explains Fish's posts. (Good luck, Dave!)
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    Aye, it finished with some credits moving up the screen for all who worked on the film while some music played. Par for the course really, Chez.
  11. Howmanheyman
    Take a look at @JordanCresswel1's Tweet:
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    Koeman: "Moussa! Moussa! Pick up the phone! Is that you? Do you want to sign for Everton?" Moussa: " I'm too sexy for your shirt, Too sexy for your shirt, so sexy it hurts. And I'm too sexy for Milan, Too sexy for Milan, West Brom and Koeman. I am Moussa, you know what I mean, And I shake my little touche for the cameras, For the cameras, yeah for the cameras, I stir my derrière for the cameras." Koeman: "What a cunt."
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    Levy deliberately matching the bid knowing Everton will pay more before saying, 'nah, fuck that'.
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    Just got back off hols, house is a mess from a building job and I need to clean up tomorrow but seeing this Everton bid has cheered me right up. Of course Everton aren't a beautiful enough club for Sissoko to actually bother his arse for, so after a token effort early on we can expect him to revert to type. :lol:
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    He's wetter than a fish's wet bits. Not exactly the archetypal mackem by voice although just as obsessed as his Wearside marra's. I reckon, hear me out on this one, I just have an inkling this one has been influenced by the Fish's time on rtg and has decided to go down the sounding educated route. I'm also guessing he's not beating the fanny off with a shitty stick any time soon.
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    I thought, snideyness apart, Mcmanaman looked a very handy player. Don't know what happened with his form but I'd wager Rafa would make a difference plus him hopefully being in a more competitive team. Those of a certain age hated David Speedie but he was linked to us before Coventry got him and failing to get him was another nail in our relegation coffin that year. I thought then that he would've done a job and would've taken him. I see certain parallels with mcmanaman. I'm inclined to trust Rafa on this one.
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    Is Ant with you?
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    Chez, he has had plenty of form for coming out with the fluttering eyelash interviews whilst here, not just recently. It sticks in the craw a bit, especially when he's been nowt special. Even if asked by journalists it isn't hard to come out with a 'flattered but I'm a nufc man' answer. If a club wants him and he's happy to go he'll almost certainly end up there, he simply doesn't have to keep coming out with his bollocks. It's is disrespectful and it doesn't do the image of NUFC any favours. It's just unnecessary IMHO.
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    Not many films where I've cried laughing but that was one. RIP
  21. Howmanheyman
    We don't need to know where his magic wand ended up, Meenz.
  22. Howmanheyman
    All the best, Ayatollah!
  23. Howmanheyman
    Fuck that. In a hotel or busy-ish place I could understand. We usually stay in a villa with nowhere (too) close so there'd be nowhere for them to go.
  24. Howmanheyman
    Think I preferred holidays when they were bairns rather than a moody teenager who likes NOTHING to eat and is always bored/moaning.
  25. Howmanheyman
    5 iron.
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