Howmanheyman

There's something definitely odd, like.

Or..... ......which De Jong was the biggest wrong? De Jong! De Jong!

Luuk de Jong, Siem de Jong, Any, any, any De Jong! Who was the biggest waste of time? De Jong! De Jong!

I could also see messi taking one look at Siem De Jong from kick off and kicking the ball out of play so the Dutchman could get some treatment.

I could see sissoko taking his shirt off and hugging messi in an iconic moment of mutual respect like the Bobby Moore/Pele picture.

Was thinking the same. To be honest, it would just be a privilege to see the likes of Messi, Neymar, Suarez and Sissoko on the same pitch.

Can you pull off an even bigger feat by seeing us get a win in the King's own palace?

I'm not pulling you on your grammar, man! Just the deliberate mistakes. And the fishing of course.

Nice to see CT looking out for exploited workers, though.

Fuck off.

You don't say? What's your excuse, Wordsworth?

Their written English is even poorer than yours.

Don't worry, penfold's on the case. He'll get us the best pound-for-pound young prospect he can to play with the other best pound-for-pound young prospects and other misfits signed with clauses. What can go wrong?

Real jammy goal against the run of play but after Bournemouth we'd have a cheek to moan. Palace's final ball and touches has been woeful. Pardew doesn't like taking the game to other teams. Allardyce getting praise now when they've done fuck all really but pounce on a real fuck up by the palace kid. Real combination of being solid and palace having zero guile. I'd say it bodes well for our game down there but you can read the script now.

34" down to 32" so he reckons.

Crystal Palace v Sunderland. Absolute shite so far, allardyce blatantly came for the point, pardew's team no clue when they've got the onus on them and most of the possession.

Just going to pour a glass of the very same thing right now. For the Wife.

What about the mess you leave for your lass? Must be murder clearing up after your culinary concoctions?

Absolutely nothing CT says in politics. Oh! Sorry! I thought this was the 'What have you not bought?' thread.

I'd be staggered if McClaren was on anywhere near £2M a year. (Unless that figure included heavy incentives which are unlikely to be triggered).

Fuck sake, have they not suffered enough?

Heard a comment from the spurs game about 'not forgetting the great work started by Tim Sherwood'. I've no idea what he's got on so many of the media, but it must be fucking yewtree level stuff.

If Ashley gave even a 1/4 of a fuck he'd have Charnley out of the door after appointing someone capable if running a premier league club. As for Carr, even with the club's strict limitations on player purchases and profiles, let's be honest, some have been fucking gash. Moncur should be left back in the corporate section talking about balmy nights in Budapest to the prawn sarnie mob. As ever (in)actions speak louder than words.

Fuck off, man. You'd fall over or break it if you played football on a TV.