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Howmanheyman

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  1. Grounds for divorce; 1. Chinese mouse 2. Called 'tuggy' by the name 'tig'. 3. Always had a headache.
  2. Tom, I've some fucking class magic beans, wor kid. £25 and they're yours. Here's me hand, here's me heart.
  3. 'Yeah, we used to sniff cellotape then go craaazy playing tig. I don't know how we're still here today, to be honest.'
  4. Look, I may have sniffed some Cellotape, but I didn't inhale properly, OK?
  5. Tig? Here's me taking the piss out of 'tag' when the 'Aled Jones ex-appreciation society' members are blowing that expression out of the water.
  6. Tuggy on high. Remember it well. Fucking 'tag'.
  7. I'm chilling with wine and music you simian handed freak. Like Zammo, I just say no to drugs.
  8. The bairn was apparently playing 'tag' today, I said, "you mean tuggy?" The wife said, " no, tag". OK, toontastic, you pack of OOTers with the occasional Geordie, is it tag or tuggy? (Tip, the answer is tuggy, at least it was in Walker).
  9. My back has been going daft for the last three days, downloading some fucking super chilled new music, (new for me), and going to enjoy with a bottle of wine, (no bailey's on ice).
  10. Knock yourself out, G-man! Have TWO cheeky little cups of horlicks instead of your usual one.
  11. Just discovered a boatload of songs via Alex's links, ARE YOU LISTENING CHEZGIVEN? How did I not know of this Lisa Shaw btw?
  12. I put that at thirst but for sum reason bean seamed more appropriate.
  13. Aldi, the discount supermarket. Anyone on here ever bean in? Just wandering, like.
  14. No but I shall in a minute. @Man-who-have-oriental-mouse-like-appendage I've no idea what you're talking about.
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