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Taylor's put some quality balls in.

Another very good chance wasted.

Johnny evans isn't that kind of lad but cisse is a disgrace according to Scholes.

I loved Obertan getting completely free on the break but wanting to stop to get a free kick instead. He's got into good wide positions at times but his final ball has been gash.

Riviere, man.

Never fails with the likes of these and chelsea. Refs in the back pocket.

I'd have strong fucking words with this commentator and his use of the word 'United' the fucking utter cunt.

It's all about man u for BT, mind.

For some reason that game reminds me a bit of the boro game we won near the end of the relegation season.

Fuck me how bad is foster in the west brom goal?

He's only been there a couple of weeks and he looks haunted already. Out of his depth and looking more frantic than the villa fans.

Sherwood's face.

Not quite spot on, I'd think they'd run out to this music.

Cattermole will be relieved, now.

I knew they did us by three down there, aye you're right about the score. I blame the drink.

They were both bad Betty's from Murray and Reid was it?

Leazes end, 0-3 against Notts fucking County and Warnock I think. First ever FA cup penalty shoot out in there v Bournemouth the start of a tradition of losing them most times.

I can. How much did they pay for Gordon and Flo?

They put em under pressure for Big Jack, to be sure, to be sure.

The good thing about then is that you could sometimes have a change of scenery. Mostly went in the corner, sometimes the scoreboard, when I was stuck you could go in the tranquil Gallowgate west terrace and once in a blue moon in the Leazes near the away fans, (not that there used to be many most games, Arsenal going for the title only bringing a few hundred for example).

It's an Irish accent like Rob Elliot and Andy Townsend.

Maybe its just the accent. At least he's no Owen to be fair.

Why's the scoreboard, Why's the scoreboard, Why's the scoreboard full of shit? Why's the scoreboard full of shit? The corner! The corner! The corner! (Happier times)

Watching Roma v Juventus on BT. Good build up as usual, no James Richardson but Lynsey Hipgrave (yes please) is a decent stand in, Gab Marcotti and James Horncastle? Are always worth listening to. However, the co-commentator is err, Matt Holland. why?

Err, Charnley is calling Ryder by surname, Ryder is calling Charnley by his Christian name. No need to apologise.