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Alnwick clearing out Tattoo from Fantasy Island.

Mourinho can fuck off as well, like. Really hope he gets some hammer from the arselickers in the media. Imagine the stick someone like KK would've got if he came out whinging about ballboys after getting beat? He's almost untouchable with the fourth estate.

Stelling usually shouts up for us more than most of his counterparts in the media but I wonder if he saw the irony of saying "there are licence payers in Hartlepool too" when he and pals spout on about 'United', Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea for quadruple the time they spend on their opponents. There are sky fee payers in St. James' Park, Stade de Shite, Villa Park, Goodison et al as well, Jeffrey!!!

He's right though.

I once knew a lad who would plead then argue like fuck with traffic wardens when they were writing out a ticket. When the warden wouldn't give up and put a ticket on anyway the lad would shrug his shoulders and say it isn't my car anyway and walk away to the next bar.

6 mins not enough according to refs assistant, Mourinho.

Fee Fi Fo FumI smell the shit From a sick Mackem

Ryder on the telly!

Yep. Disgraceful that injury time. Classic sky 4 reffing.

Why did Chelsea lose to Noocarsull? Why did Liverpool lose to Noocarsull? Why did Spurs lose to Noocarsull? WHY?!?! Fucking WHY?!?!?!

Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the shit from a sick Mackem.

Chelsea post mortem coming up from BT.

6 mins. The fucking games rigged, man.

Well that didn't go well.

Williamson v Drogba.

Fucking get in! Colback and Perez have been immense.

Cisse needs to do better there, mind.

Drogba man. Just blow the whistle now ref.

Worried me when I tried to spell it.

Schurrle worries me. Cracking player who always does well when I see him.

Fucking get in!!

Disgraceful that by the time Perez cut in wanting to pass it there was still no fucker supporting him.

Good football there, lovely touch and awareness by Perez.

Similar to last season.

Fair play, we're doing a good job of lulling them into a false sense of security by appearing to be unambitious.