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Still blaming Cabaye for leaving! And Remy who was never our player anyway but a cheaper alternative to buying a player then is amazed he fucks off like Ba did!! Wants De Jong back from injury but doesn't question buying a player on the cheap because of his injury record!

It's at the stage where I just don't want to know what the stupid cunt comes out with next, how the fucking Goons in the media who pipe up for him every time we win a couple in a row don't have the balls to look more closely at him the rest of the time is beyond me. He's as bad a manager as he was a player, utterly mediocre with a mediocre outlook on a game where positivity and confidence can help so much. This bloke is reeking the place out and wouldn't have a job anywhere else with his record. Nowhere. There's no comparison between sticking with a good manager who's having a bad run and carrying on regardless of with this chancer who just flaps his gums with any shit he can think of after a multitude of defeats, most of which are hammerings. The Knackers last derby sums the fucker up, chasing the game at 0-0, panic subs, wrong subs, wrong tactics, players who are clueless, players going backwards, panic stations, don't panic Mr Mainwaring!!!........Bang 1-0 them after they'd already missed at least two sitters. The defending yesterday was amazing, this happens all the time when he makes us 'hard to beat'. Brings Cisse and Cabella on when 3-0 down, utter, utter clown. 3-0! Don't panic Mr Mainwaring!!!! I'll put Cisse on! Fucking Clown. Never heard his patter afterwards or beforehand which is the only positive I can take out of yesterday or the derby. Absolute fucking Clown of a manager, mediocrity gone mad. Smarmy, charmless and as unsuited to what this club used to be about before the suffocating presence of the Hertfordshire Heffa bought our club. The sooner this club gets fumigated the better.

He actually typed that out to show he remembers games from the past and has the ability to type that out unlike yourself. There's a few Mags on here that are not from around the North-East and maybe aren't as disappointed as a few who are locals, but even the likes of myself, as pissed off by a fourth defeat as I am, I was not surprised and it just reinforces, ('makes stronger' in case you're not sure), my feelings on the owner and his Coach Clown, Pardew. I spent a lovely Christmas day with my Wife and children and not once did the thoughts of last Sundays derby come into my head. Hope you can say the same.

No, not all, Zanetti. Then again, they're hardly playing Chelsea or Man City, either. Boro used to beat good Man U sides now and then when the Manc reds would have the odd off day and be complacent. That is our best chance these days although boxing day has to favour the home side most times. I'd say another 3+ defeat unless Van Gaal is trying to use squad rotation through the Christmas period and the scoreline is a bit closer. We'll still lose.

I've already ordered her a nano sim online. No need to get the axe out and start chopping just yet. Made a luuuuursh dinner getting washed down with Champers. I'll do the rounds tomorrow morning to relations houses, have dinner made for me then a few aperitifs before watching Bluffers-R-us first eleven get twatted at Old Trafford.

Didn't realise you need a different, smaller sim for the iphone. Cheers apple, the bairn will love her main present in a few days when the new sim is sent out by EE.

Expecting it, yes. Not being bothered? No fucking way. Pardew has a lot to answer for.

Merry Christmas, everyone of us!

Red Baron False number NEIN!!!! Field Marshal Haig Right back (about ten miles behind the front line) US armed Forces Late substitute Russian Forces Internal fighting

Hmmmmn..........

Meanwhile in Somerset........

These journalists, man. Why won't ask him something like, 'Alan, four derbies in a row, three at home, against a side who's struggling and you've lost everyone. Badly. The fuck, sorry, how the fuck did you manage that, you 2nd rate fucking Gobshite?'

I'd change the Fish saying 'the fucks he done?' and replace it with What the fucks he done?' Straight outta Blyth Crazy mutha fucka Named Fish The fucks he talkin' Bronx pish?

An absolute clown this bloke is, a complete, unadulterated charlatan. Even more reason to pray our parasite owner fucks off as he is virtually unsackable under an owner who simply doesn't give a fuck about anything other than his bottom line, certainly doesn't give a fuck about the team.

Truly awful accident. My only question would be what was a bin lorry doing in a busy city centre in the afternoon? Not saying anyone could legislate for what happened at all, but it does seem a strange time. Most bin lorries I've seen in the town are usually early in the morning while the place is virtually empty. Anyway, my condolences to anyone involved. RIP.

No upside, Ant. None. They'll never sack him.

Please, please, please get rid of Pardew. Please. Should've been more. Please please please get rid of this chancer.

And here's the match on sky.....talking about arsenal and Liverpool. And it looks like Quinn is on the commentary, today. Fucking sky wankers.

Please someone tell me I'm not going to have to listen to Niall fucking Quinn again for this game.

I would never have imagined that. We all know he'll be loving this thread as Rayvin suggests, wont you CT?

Errr, em, err......

Had a few enjoyable pints with PaddockLad yesterday whom I had't seen since the last derby at the Stade de Shite. He must have lost at least a stone if not more, almost svelte looking. Almost.

I'm a boycoutter too, doesn't ease the derby day tensions unfortunately.

I'm fucking dreading this game to be honest.

(Land of hope of glory) We've got Michael Owen, (Yes I'm cringing) They've got Johnathon Stead, We've got Alan Shearer They've got Deeeeean Whitehead!