Howmanheyman

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I've found another one of Dessies payslips.

My watch just tells the time.

Nobody has defended paedophiles you utter plonker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdueW6eM3ww Mags behind the goal and along the far side. Not one of them paid a £30 membership before they bought their match ticket. (Was probably a 'pay on the turnstile' job, anyway, which would kind of fuck up his membership scheme if this still regularly happened).

I can remember beating Hull three times in a season. 25 years ago. Think that was the last time we beat them. Could be any scoreline really. Play like we did last week and it's going to another struggle but I've a sneaky feeling we'll play better and win.

Esther Rantzen wants to know when you want your 'heart of Gold' medal?

I choose not to grow up. I choose not kow tow to anyone, least of all someone I think is taking, and has already taken, the piss out of my club and by association, me. P.s. Ever belted out 'sack the board' in the past? Bit childish maybe, but it does you good to let it out.

"Some more beans" "Yes... and no. Let's try again shall we? I have two beans, then I add two more beans. What does that make? "A very small trophy cabinet."

You should support Aston Villa, mate.

HI EVERYBODY! I'm avoiding helping my 8 year old daughter do her her homework, she's meant to write a fictional story and it should be about an A4 size page long, maybe more. Could you write one out in the style of a primary school kid if you have ten minutes spare, please? Thanks.

"Hi everybody!" - Dissertation boy ten years on.

..........posted your first online questionnaire for your dissertation?

We're debt free!! We owe £129M He's not charging us any interest! (We'll be able to repay the debt quicker!) We haven't repaid a nut (other than the relegation loan). Sports Direct and associated MA brands are getting free advertising which is revenue lost to the club. Ah but this is because he isn't charging interest, so in effect the loan is not interest free. And the loan amount never goes down but his 'interest' payments of 'free' advertising carries on. (seven years worth so far and counting!) All hail the Genius!!!

I've got to say the CL leaves me cold half the time and has some shit and meaningless games but its been great seeing the 1st leg games of the English sides now we've reached knock out stage. Think Chelsea will spoil things by not losing so won't bother watching it all.

Was in a course at work today with someone whose surname was 'Mott'. I almost had to chew through my gums to stop myself asking him if his lass was called 'Hairy'.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-26349545 Uncomfirmed reports that the famous half Indian/half Geordie Submarine hero, Captain Gandeep, may be involved.

Let it go, Benjamin, let it go.

We're debt free but we aren't. We have an interest free loan which is great but the loan amount never goes down. The man buys the club, owns the club, makes mistakes, pays for those those mistakes then bills the the club with an IOU.

Well said, Zanetti. Totally agree.

Never once crossed my mind that our little Denzil is anything other than mine. Bless.

Case closed.