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Howmanheyman

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  1. That would boil my piss too! Imagine the extra cash to go to all those Eurovision bashes if you lived elsewhere?
  2. I did have to temporarily move back in with my folks a couple of times for a few months and that wasn't something I'd be prepared to do again for any longer period.
  3. This is what makes me laugh. The prices in London are astronomical for what you get. Why? Demand. Why demand? Because of the place being a much higher level than anywhere else in the UK. Try fixing other parts of the UK and that might help London Prices. A good transport link would be nice, unbelievable that there's still stretches of one lane road on the A1 from Newcastle to Edinburgh when they're spending billions on he high speed train from London to (eventually) Leeds is it?
  4. They're out of touch with the Newcastle Utd fan whether deliberately or not. (I suspect deliberately).
  5. No chance of BBC Newcastle questioning Ashley, they even refused to call our ground St. James' Park when the sportsdirect arena fiasco raged when others didn't. I wouldn't waste your time listening to anything other than the actual match.
  6. I would never rent. Not when you're young. Pay some cunts mortgage for them? If I had to now I'm older then fair enough.
  7. It'll get a lot worse than 'our' day.
  8. .....As this is the 'what age did you move out?' thread.
  9. As this is the politics thread........I was in and out of work mostly as these strange establishments were starting to become commonplace, they were called 'Employment agencies'. Also some companies started to take people on their books but wouldn't give them a permanent contract. Try getting a mortgage in the nineties without a 'proper' job. (Also try shagging in your parents house whilst worrying you 'working your magic' will omit moans etc from your lass). I was desperate to get out but didn't get myself a mortgage till my missus was in a permanent job, two years later we sold and got a bigger place when I was taken on full time. Would have been out a lot sooner had I either been at university or in a good job. There was more chance of seeing hens teeth lying in our street than kids who went to university, and jobs were scarce or shit. CT's golden North-East isn't something I remember.
  10. I didn't properly move out the parents home till I was 26.
  11. Anyone who's a frustrated statistician making a league table of knobs based on differing internet views....... A really big knob.
  12. I'm with Zanetti on this one, can't believe people watch these baftas/Brits/Oscars shit. P.S. Goes without saying but I'd never heard of the knob.
  13. Good lad! Onwards and upwards! Best foot forward and don't forget..... "A transfer / wage system that works A squad that just keeps getting better Great season ticket deals for fans And a profit making football club"
  14. "Hang on, I'll get back to this later." CT
  15. KCG has the best one, Maradona and the Fonz?
  16. How's he doing with being a Landlord? Is he still doing that?
  17. Happy 50th to Brummiemag! Here's some nice comments; "I wouldn't normally do this birthday thing for just anyone but Brummiemag is a great poster. Happy birthday, mate!" Happy Face "All the breast, mate!" MF "Happy birthday! Stay fit!" Dr Gloomy "Blah blah blah blah blah blah." Aeris "Happy 50th! Only ten years left before they bring in Euthanasia for 60 year olds. I'd try hiding in the Troodos mountains, mate. It's where the Rebels are going to be based. " Parky "Yee knaa me, I've got nowt against anyone, but you'll be celebrating your birthday with the most bland, boring and statistically ugly bastards in Britain if you go out tonight in Birmingham. Happy birthday!" McFaul "Harry Roberts is our friend, is our friend, is our friend.....etc" Essembee "Oh do fuck off! Where was my thread, then, eh?!" Andrew
  18. I wonder how many men put out of work are now back at work under the same kind of terms and conditions they left with at similar jobs or even the same workplace? It's the oldest trick in the book and was illegal but if companies are smart they can get round this.
  19. Footballers; Gary Speed Raymond Atteveld (me neither) Lars Bohinen Markus Babbel Braulio Luna, Mexican footballer Khamis Al-Owairan, Saudi Arabian footballer Lee Eul-Yong, South Korean footballer Gerald Drummond, Costa Rican footballer Jervis Drummond, Costa Rican footballer Gerard Autet, Spanish footballer Teruyuki Moniwa, Japanese footballer Morten Gamst Pedersen Diego Benaglio, Swiss-Italian footballer Chris Judd, Australian football player Peter Whittingham João Moutinho Plus non footballers; Anne Diamond Louise Minchin Chumlee!!! Sid Caesar Peter Sellers Patsy Cline Martin Freeman Pink
  20. " And then I say my spell..... Dave the 'Fish' Debbie McGee' Sexual magic Female apathy ..... And the pack of cards turns into a ..........Where you going, Babe? Where you going?"
  21. This really needed KSA's soundtrack, to be fair.
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