Matty

They're spoiling us now!

Well, according to Wullie, you are all "dolts" on here. So count me out Ah come on!

Wouldn't it be mint if he came to a pre-match piss up?

Consett would be fine then? Phewww!

Did I mention I bought 2 Arctic Monkey tickets for Newcastle Academy? :unsure:

No news as of yet....

JawD becomes a dad and gets no sleep for months!

You make one knee-jerk comment and ya get jumped on like a Nazi at a barmizpha!

Written all over him. Good physical attributes, but is shit with the ball at his feet and thinks he can dilly-fuckin-dally all day!

With a new American accent. FACT

Arctic Monkeys tickets, Monday April 16th, Newcastle Academy!

To be fair to the lad it did sound like he was carrying an injury and should've been taken off long before he was. They said on the radio that Dyer came limping out of the tunnel for the start of the second half. Madness. Strutting tbh.

"Hello! Mid table obscurity"??? With the exception of a couple of decent seasons under Robson we have been a mid table team for the best part of the last 10 years.. 13th, 13th, 11th, 11th, 4th, 3rd, 5th, 14th, 7th, (Currently 11th) under Shepherd. Still, it could be worse, we could be selling locally born England players etc. More nonsense being spouted by the fuckwits on here I see. 8,725 other teams below us would love to be in our position of playing in Europe regularly season after season. How many England internationals do you see the likes of Whitley Bay or Hebburn Town signing? You and your chums on here really are fucking clueless Do season tickets at Whitley Bay cost near on £500?

2 weeks till the next match. Dunno if that is good or bad?

Solano. Been a cracking player for us and from all accounts a top professional.... But should he get a new contract?

Don't deserve the money and support they get, at all.

No

Penalty! For Charlton of course.

If Berbatov is in your team of the season, shouldn't he be the signing of the season?

Emre just been dragged away for the referee, before we've kicked off. He apparantly went to shake the refs hand and he refused, hence the bad reaction apparantly. Can't remember if Dermot Gallacher was involved at Goodison Park. And now they've made up apparantly. EDIT- He was the ref at Goodison.

On the bench, with Bramble, Carroll, Harper and Huntington.

Clearly lives with his mam.

Clearly loves the club tbh. Legend.

Brian. As in, I used to have a mate called Brian, he had a small brain. Wordplay nice! You thank!

Put him up front. Could hold the ball up at least the fat fuck!