Matty

No news as of yet....

JawD becomes a dad and gets no sleep for months!

You make one knee-jerk comment and ya get jumped on like a Nazi at a barmizpha!

Written all over him. Good physical attributes, but is shit with the ball at his feet and thinks he can dilly-fuckin-dally all day!

With a new American accent. FACT

Arctic Monkeys tickets, Monday April 16th, Newcastle Academy!

To be fair to the lad it did sound like he was carrying an injury and should've been taken off long before he was. They said on the radio that Dyer came limping out of the tunnel for the start of the second half. Madness. Strutting tbh.

"Hello! Mid table obscurity"??? With the exception of a couple of decent seasons under Robson we have been a mid table team for the best part of the last 10 years.. 13th, 13th, 11th, 11th, 4th, 3rd, 5th, 14th, 7th, (Currently 11th) under Shepherd. Still, it could be worse, we could be selling locally born England players etc. More nonsense being spouted by the fuckwits on here I see. 8,725 other teams below us would love to be in our position of playing in Europe regularly season after season. How many England internationals do you see the likes of Whitley Bay or Hebburn Town signing? You and your chums on here really are fucking clueless Do season tickets at Whitley Bay cost near on £500?

2 weeks till the next match. Dunno if that is good or bad?

Solano. Been a cracking player for us and from all accounts a top professional.... But should he get a new contract?

Don't deserve the money and support they get, at all.

No

Penalty! For Charlton of course.

If Berbatov is in your team of the season, shouldn't he be the signing of the season?

Emre just been dragged away for the referee, before we've kicked off. He apparantly went to shake the refs hand and he refused, hence the bad reaction apparantly. Can't remember if Dermot Gallacher was involved at Goodison Park. And now they've made up apparantly. EDIT- He was the ref at Goodison.

On the bench, with Bramble, Carroll, Harper and Huntington.

Clearly lives with his mam.

Clearly loves the club tbh. Legend.

Brian. As in, I used to have a mate called Brian, he had a small brain. Wordplay nice! You thank!

Put him up front. Could hold the ball up at least the fat fuck!

Brian. As in, I used to have a mate called Brian, he had a small brain.

Arctic Monkeys- Riot Van

52/3.

England 32/2

Roeder blames defence for defeat Roeder was not happy with the way his side performed Newcastle manager Glenn Roeder launched into an attack on his defenders after the club's Uefa Cup exit on away goals to Dutch side AZ Alkmaar. The Magpies held a 4-2 first leg lead but saw that overturned all too easily as AZ Alkmaar won 2-0 in the return. "They are not good goals we conceded," he said. "Too often crosses come into our box, they are not defended properly and bad decisions are made. "I have to find defenders who are good enough to play in front of Shay Given." AZ Alkmaar took the lead when a low cross was not cut out by Steven Taylor and was converted by Shota Arveladze. Their second came when Danny Koevermans lost his marker Titus Bramble and nodded home. Roeder added: "Shay Given is a is a top drawer keeper but he does not get the protection he should get. He is exposed far too easily. We did not have enough players who came out and performed, which was a surprise and unexpected "Too many defenders make too many mistakes that cost us points. "They do well, you are happy with them and you think they have learnt. Then 'bang' they go and make the same mistake again and let you down."