Matty

I got a Polish mate who I play tennis with, he's on a scholarship actually, and I really don't know his name... he responds to Poland though, which is nice of him.

I'm awaiting the 2nd installment for today.... Shall keep you all informed!

As bright green as this bucket? Have you been eating leprechauns? A little bit darker than that, nurse. I'm not gonna die am I?!

Normal size and texture (not that I touched it like) but bright fucking green.... Not the first time it's happened like but still canny spooky when it happens...

Well had a fair bit to drink and a pizza on the way home at 3am... Down to that maybe!?

What the fuck causes me to have really green poo this morning!?

First of all... don't give a toss about England, but, does anyone still think SWP is miles better than Milner? Surely on his recent form should have been in the squad at least!

On our NHS?!?

I remember when ShearerGol first joined... Loads of posts after 2-3 days, and no one took him that seriously because of his shite username! Look at him now eh!

Would be great news if he retired from international football though. Especially when you think that the African Nations takes place half way through our domestic season.

Post of the year tbh.

I thought I was the only one! They must not have got on at Leeds together...

Glenn Roeder cures cancer..... Toontastic response: "About fuckin time!"

Had a bet on him to be MOM at 3/1. Nailed on I thought!

How much did Michael Ball go to Man City for? A left back, premiership experience, English, possible cheap short term deal, AND they wanted Luque....

Quoted for truth. He was mint!

What division are FCUM in? And which division did they start in? Started off last year in North West Counties Div 2, bottom of the pyramid. Won the league last year and promoted to to Div 1. Barring disasters we should win this league this year and then it will be Unibond 2, Unibond 1, Conference North hopefully. What kind of crowds are you getting? Does MUFC playing effect them sometimes, or are the fans purely against the idea of supporting them now?

I was just wondering what different people read in terms of daily newspapers and also what these papers believe and talk about the most, ie, Daily Mail, "Immigrants", or Daily Express, "Diana, Diana, etc.."

There's 2 Richard Hammond's!?

Supportive I see!

Flashy twat.

Well done pal. You wouldn't have had a chance to pass if I was in charge however, anyone shite enough to fail it 3 times shouldn't get to try again Might go out for a few refreshments after the Man U match...

Was LITERALLY about to post exactly the same. Came in the post this morning, its absolutely class. Went to see them in HMV in Sheffield the other day where they did an acoustic set. Was really good. I'm off to see them in Manchester next month, 24th I think, for the 4th time! Been moved to Academy 2 as well because of ticket demand... I remember watching them in Preston a couple of years ago with about 100 people there! Nice one, yeh i'm going to see them too at the Plug in Sheffield. Its good to see them selling out across the country though, they're bound to do well here because of friend/family connections. Was standing next to Jon's mum and little brother the other day, Jon was absolutely wrecked at about 5.30 she was so embarrased. Great hidden track at the end of the album aswell btw, wouldn't have been happy if that song wasn't there! Just listened to it fully now... Really like European Lover and Little Big Man, mainly because I've only ever heard them live and had all the others on demo's for ages now. Class tunes though, and What.What You Got had to be on there and thankfully it is!

Was LITERALLY about to post exactly the same. Came in the post this morning, its absolutely class. Went to see them in HMV in Sheffield the other day where they did an acoustic set. Was really good. I'm off to see them in Manchester next month, 24th I think, for the 4th time! Been moved to Academy 2 as well because of ticket demand... I remember watching them in Preston a couple of years ago with about 100 people there!

Little Man Tate - About What You Know (debut album) Tunnne-tastic!