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Some people can’t help but being condescended to.

I mean if you want to believe that it was ostrich then I’m happy for you.

As exciting as The Fish’s race to lose his virginity before he was 30.

Have none of you got cup sized measures? Very handy for measuring a cup of gin per drink just to make sure I don’t put too much in.

Nah, Everglades is a bit out of the city so not great for staggering back to at the end of the evening. I was in it for lunch a few months ago and was really good.

This is a hate crime.

A sack and a few bricks is what is required.

The reboot is launching later this year featuring CT and The Fish’s sister.

I have my new car about a month now. Staying in a hotel in Derry last night and the underground car park is really tight so thought I’d reverse park. Doing a fine manly job of it, keeping a close eye on the reversing camera then BANG! I thought I’d hit my new spoiler as the sensors hadn’t gone off and it protrudes out from the back of the car but looked round and the entire back window was fucking smashed. Turns out there was a beam that sits out from the wall about five feet off the ground that neither my camera or sensors picked up. So just a little lesson to always check the rear view mirror when reversing.

I guess they’ve pissed off the wrong people.

If I had to guess what sort of plates you have in your house that’s 100% what I would have chosen.

It means he’ll be suspended for the Brighton match as it was his third yellow this season.

It wasn’t full of quality but plenty of heart.

I wanted Benn to win but had Eubank up by two rounds.

I wonder what they think of Rashford missing todays defeat injured but managing to turn up at the boxing alongside Declan Rice.

I think Emery has proved himself as a very capable manager. He took an underperforming side, made some shrewd additions and really got them playing. But over the past five years they’ve been the sixth biggest spending club in the PL so you would expect them to be around about where they’re at. For comparison, we’re the eight biggest spending club in the PL and are sitting third and have won a trophy so there’s no doubt that Eddie’s massive cajones are outperforming Emery’s shrivelled pea sized testicles. The big difference between the two is that I believe that Emery looked at our managerial vacancy as a job. Eddie Howe looked at it as his personal project.

Trying to watch the boxing and for some reason the cunts are insisting on showing two cunts playing a new version of Mortal Kombat. The games gone.

We’re five points clear of them with four to play. Fuck ‘em.

I guess you weren’t into the German techno scene like I was as a nine year old.

Bruno:

Remember when we were thinking them and Brighton could be challenging us for the European spots?

It’s the same as the Berlin nightclub if that helps anyone.

Big Willy Style!