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The wife is away this weekend and I fancied a bit of mindless violence so put on John Wick 4. I paused it at 20 minutes in to find that it’s nearly three hours long. Fuck that. I can just about handle that for The Godfather but the fuck am I spending that length of time on a Keanu Reeves film.

It was his mother who was the cunt. From Jackie:

I certainly know which of the brothers I’d rather have gone for a pint with.

That decision to drop Aaron Ramsdale really looks like it’s paying off for Arteta. He’s definitely inherited Pep’s tendency to sometimes think he’s cleverer than he is. The problem is that Pep is still several levels above him.

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Aye, he’s just a move to Saudi away from making the England team.

Also, for the benefit of the Palace fans, your side were 4-0 down before that sub so you can stick your blood money up your arse.

A £175m substitution. That’s undoubtedly a record for us.

This is the keeper keeping Pope out of the England squad? Has he saved a shot today?

Good to see Isak back.

Trippier needs to be careful. He was fouled there again so is really running the risk of getting a second yellow.

EPL? As opposed to the SPL taking action?

Bobby Charlton gone.

You can fucking do it, number nonce.

What the fuck did Trippier get a card for?

Best goal difference in the league atm.

Aye, he’d be very unlucky to get dropped for the Dortmund match based on this half.

He doesn’t miss this time!

Fucking hell Gordon. How did he miss that?

Hopefully Bruno is just being a fanny.

Cracking goal.