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Nowt for me.

It’s important to remember that fifth place will get CL football this season.

They say a picture is worth 1000 words.

Pissed up and googling the correct spelling of Blyth on a Thursday night. This is what rock bottom looks like, Rayvin.

I'd imagine it's because in those years we were used to a certain level of success. Qualifying for Europe was pretty much seen as standard. Remember when the fans booed the team for finishing fifth? When you've been starved of any level of ambition or decent football for a decade there's always going to be a huge demand for tickets to see a good side.

Ireland is only switching off its version of Teletext next week. We really do invite the stereotypes on ourselves.

Fair play, that’s commitment.

Good night for Labour as they flip a SNP seat in Scotland with a 20.4% swing and the Tory candidate loses his deposit.

Aye, he said after he’s been taking inspiration from one of the managerial greats.

No Wilson or Pope in the England squad.

Looks like the next TT pissup is going to be in The Hague.

There’s definitely a dodgy old VHS still in existence titled ‘2 boys from blyth’.

What the fuck has happened your lot?

The great thing about that is that I don’t think they’re more bothered about it that any other win. It was easy tonight and the sooner they realise that the best teams in Europe aren’t any better than the best teams in the PL the better.

Jesus Christ. If things get really tough then I’m sure that Channel 5 will be interested in a documentary on the most unfortunate man in Britain. Hopefully you’re okay.

31% of possession all night. It’s what you do with it, dickheads.

Trippier got it for his kid.

Nice one Rio. ‘You were shit Dan. You played at a shit level. How the fuck are you scoring against PSG in the CL?’.

None of our boys are in the mood for changing their shirts with the farmers tonight.

Fucking fantastic result for the BeoutQ boys.