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Just heard back from them and they've also offered me a job so not sure now what to do.

"You said I must eat so many lemons because I am so bitter, I say I'd rather be with your friends mate because they are much fitter". Lyrical genius man.

That Kate Nash song that's out at the minute, she sounds like a more annoying version of Lily Allen but yet I find that song strangely great.

No quotes, not even a "source" or a "club insider".

Were the tickets free?

Did you fly down there by any chance? My carbon footprint's fucking massive like. Certainly not! I got the train. Simon Le Bon was, I assume, trying to make a point about some of his fellow artists though, mincing on stage and shouting "Hands up if you DIDN'T get here on a private jet!". Obviously all of the crowd plus Duran Duran put their hands up. Dunno who he was having a dig at like. Duran Duran btw. Jesus wept! I know Snow Patrol had to get a private jet to get them there from the Oxegen festival in Ireland and I imagine there were a few more acts who had to come from there and T in the Park by private plane.

Just got offered a job with PWC, a bit surprised as I thought I'd completed fucked up the logical reasoning test. Just waiting to hear back from Ernst and Young now so

Why exactly would Deco want to come to Newcastle? He'd interest a lot of clubs bigger than us, we must be offering HUGE money to him.

I disagree.

They seem to think that mackems vs spuds is a bigger game?

If .com are reporting it then I think we can say it's nearly a done deal. :icon_lol:

Sounds like Mort is gonna take over as chairman when the fat man fucks off.

That's the reality of the situation, money can't buy everything. I'd like us to make solid progression by adding quality players rather than simply offering huge money to star players in the hope of catching up with the top 4 within the first season. Ashley isn't stupid and I doubt he thinks that we're going to make up the ground immediately and I don't think he'll be spending silly money on players like West Ham have been doing.

I think it's important to remember that these quotes are from a "source" and have been printed in the NOTW, perhaps it's best not to take them as gospel.

Surely bombing or gassing them would be much more time efficient?

Will the re-install involve the loss of high scores?

Do I sound like a deluded fan for not wanting Raul?

Is the Spinal Tap film any good or an overhyped "classic"? Might have to give it a watch.

Thandie Newton doing a better job at filling than Gervais managed last week.

Wtf is Bowman on about? Kasabian were shite.

The Sentinel - A mess.

Another shite crowd.

£1m was a decent price considering his versatlity.