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Far too quick to apologise!! Laz! Stop watching porn and get out and meet some real women! I do, and i get me leg over now and again. Think i have commitment and abandonment issues tbh. Who needs a woman when you've got a fleshlight eh?

Exactly what I was thinking.

And as soon as people start arguing it's locked. How about replacing the 5-aside with a Toontastic style Royal Rumble to sort this shiznit out once and for all?

So why was the other thread closed? Because Stevie is a perve and Pud is a sensitive Rocky wannabe?

A gay sports site ffs.

I don't think anyone had expected you to have undergone any major plastic surgery since yesterday tbf.

You could actually just send it as a standard parcel and insure it up to £250 for a tenner if you wanted to make a few more quid. How fucking boring is my day that I know the price of Royal Mail postage?

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/13863/...Toon-revolution

I don't think that too many people seriously worry about ranking, it's his competitive record that people will judge him on IMO.

I thank you sir Erwerk = Cnut It's £19.45 to send 10 kilos via Special Delivery, the Wii is a lot less than that. If you want to charge £25 then fair enough, it's clear enough for the buyer to see.

Because clearly it's currently a thrill a minute.

But at £1800 brand new that mightn't be a bad price.

Plus it's in used condition.

Aye that's the jist of it.

Just a quick idea of what the boobs may have looked like, other suggestions welcome. (Just not the Fish pic. )

She was 14 at the time ffs you sick twat! Oh I see I'm the sick twat, you want to have words with Sergio Leone my friend, he's the one responsible! He's dead so I can't. Next you'll be telling me you enjoy the rape scene as well eh? It's all i'm staying up for tbf. Not sure if I'll last though so I might have to stick the tape in of the Hollyoaks male rape. Paedophilia and a rape fetish, my oh my how your Mrs is lucky. I'm more worried about any potential offspring.

25 quid postage? Fuck off.

Evan Almighty - It passed an hour and a half.

So effectively he's giving away all his money? I'd be pretty fucking pissed off if I was his kid.

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“When we have got 52,000 fans at each home game, the last thing we are worried about is clubs in the third division. There is no sympathy here"

His weight in stones. Watch it Ken will get upset at you! Give you a hint. 3+6=? Why not 18 then? It's been retired in honour of Zico Hughes.

Leazes was telling the truth all along!

Certainly the best outro ever.

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