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Stupid little bitches like that should be culled from this earth, seriously what is she adding to the human race apart from allowing the rest of us to feel morally outraged? And then she's going to bring another child into the world who is more than liekly going to turn out just as bad as her. The disrespect shown to her mother was a disgrace but to be fair her mother has to take her share of the blame, its hardly as if your daughter's revelation that she's had sex 300 is likely to come as a great surprise. A bit more parenting when she was younger and maybe it wouldn't have come to that.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/sport/articl...#39;/article.do This cricket lark mightn't be so boring after all.

And at noon today we can no doubt expect the other sock to set us up perfectly for what is sure to be a dramatic conclusion to this amazing piece of NUFC marketing bollocks.

Woot indeed.

Nah no such settings on my amp, its beyond basic. Its never happened with any other DVD or video I've played so I'm not sure what the problem is but I was that busy concentrating on the subtitles I didn't mind missing out on the dialogue, still a great film.

His name I presume.

City of God - Top top film but was the sound supposed to be so low in it or was it just my DVD? The music was fine but the dialogue was near impossible to hear.

How fucking lazy are you?

How shit was that attempt at a punch? FFS if you're going to go to the trouble you may as well get a good one in.

"If the glove don't fit..."

Happy Face = tbh.

Chopra for England, who'd have thought that this time last year.

You not outside yet releasing the white doves?

And Roeder

Most of them go off one mile above the ground. I can't see the blast wiping out Whitley Bay if goes off ove the toon. People one mile away from the epicentre of Hiroshima survived. Aye, but... I think modern ICBMs are a good deal more powerful than the H-Bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, like. Aye but not so powerful everything is wiped out 12 miles away. With a powerful enough bomb you could have significant damage within that sort of range.

I'm surprised Martins didn't go so they could use the "black friend" defence.

I think its expected to be a couple of days yet before a verdict is announced.

Bah too slow

Fuck me you'll go to any lengths to get rid of these mice.

Radiohead - No Surprises. Killyourselftastic.

His heart is, without question, in the right place. Your other comments are, I assume, just sarcasm? No, if any poster on a toon mb has achieved cult status, it's Leazes Mag. Aye but he has only achieved this status because he is seen as a figure of fun, its not out of respect.

Jesus the quality of the insults round here is really shocking.

Daddy long legs shirley?

Probably not too far from the final result but too much black for my liking.