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Turns out it isn't all depressing news in The Telegraph.

You still on about Harvey Price?

That's a timely reminder not to throw pearls before swine.

I did nothing of the sort, you filthy liar. What I said was that we made massive losses in 22/23 and those will drop out of the calculation. I understand you take everything I say as gospel but that only works if you have the comprehension skills to understand the gifts I'm giving you. Did you get your ACA at the bottom of a box of Rice Krispies?

Their fees are amortised over the length of their contract, not over the three year PSR cycle. "So called accountant".

Fitting in just like one of the lads.

TBF he wasn't wrong about Tonali's performances this season at that point.

Burn has played every minute of every league game apart from one where he was suspended. It's a testament to his fitness but surely he needs a rest now that we have other options available?

You kids of the eighties must have been hard up for wank bank material.

Sorry to hear that strawb. You and your mum have been through the wringer with everything, especially the recent decision not to offer your brother any further treatment then change their minds. It’ll be difficult for you with your mum given the physical distance between you but as MF says, you could be surprised. It’s not too late for her to take up new hobbies and make new friends.

Sad that needed clarifying tbh.

Dunno if anyone here was at it last season, I definitely remember we got a very small allocation from PSG. You might have more luck asking over on Newcastle Online. If your ticket is sent as a PDF rather than a mobile ticket then it's fairly easy to change the name on it.

Two days after he announces he's getting divorced? Talk about insensitive.

What a difference two hours makes.

Can you imagine how much spit came out of Gordon's mouth try to utter those words?

The Guardian's sub-editors still out on strike?

£11m bid in for Almiron from Atlanta. Can’t see us accepting that unless we get in more cover at CB.

Come on, they’re all at least in their fifties by now.

They just did. Keeper to defender on edge of six yard box, back to keep with an aimless punt up to Dubravka. What’s the point in that?

I’m amazed it’s taken them nearly ten minutes to mention Isak being sold.

So are Botman and…

No Schar and still Kelly doesn’t get a game. He’s only out through illness. No need to change your Tena men.