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It’ll be something like your date of birth being closest or farther away to some major event than the present day.

Some cunt in a car has plowed through the crowd in Bourbon St, New Orleans then jumped out and started shooting. The footage on social media is rough.

Announce Guehi at 00:01!

When you’ve just lost your sixth game in a month I think it’s fair enough to have your tactics questioned. No one is saying he needs to continue with Ten Hag’s tactics but to come in and try to implement a radically different system mid season with a squad patently not suited to it is madness. He was saying last night that he now has a week to work with the players as if that’s going to solve the issues. To make such drastic changes he’s going to need a full pre-season but it looks like he only knows one way to play and outside of that is very tactically limited.

Fuck this, switching over to the darts.

Still no time to squeeze in Howe’s interview? I suppose we’ll have to endure their teams of the season first.

Followed by Big Sam in to keep them up.

Loving this interview, basically ‘I’m changing nothing, I’m going down with the ship’.

Even a broken clock…

I’m there so based on my recent attendance 4-1 to them.

Rats fleeing a sinking ship.

Oh…

FFS Schar, that was stupid. Misses the Spurs game now.

Is their tactic not to press? They look like they’re playing in slow motion.

They’re really fragile at the back. We need to take the game to them.

Tripps fucked.

We’ve eased off the gas here. We need to put these cunts to the sword.

When you’re making an unenforced sub at 32 mins you know you’re fucked.

Hook Murphy.

Who’s the SMB chant aimed at?

Rashford on the bench for them.

They’re looking at least £20m for Trafford. I’d rather spend the extra on Kelleher if we could get him for a reasonable fee.

Aye, maybe save Owen for Dazzler.

Owen, all day, every day.