Jimbo

from Twitter @threeandin Let's not forget the real victim in this: Martin Tyler, who is now facing life in a commentary box with Sam Allardyce.

Hopefully now Sky will do the decent thing and hire James Richardson.

I'll have Juventus, I think they are 4.5

yeah I guess, other wise we'll be waiting forever

he should change his username to stevie the soothsayer TBH Is there a John in the room ?

I was wondering who the fuck Miles Lane was

Andy Gray's tactics board leaked.

Watched Black Swan last night, it's pretty much a ballet version of Fight Club but with lesbo action.

add me, I'm TexasToon, hope my time difference doesn't fuck this up

This !

I predict DannyB and Toughguymick will start tediously boring threads.

What ?

A very successful one. You can't be both? You're halfway there dude, I'm sure success will follow...

More like Don Estelle

Fuck me ! how much cake must be consumed in the Corden household !

I was just going to post exactly that. Some things you say you can't laugh at that, but often they're the most hilarious. Reminds me of this. Cleaned up. He probably gets stabbed to death off camera.

Seriously, you need to visit the Sixth Floor Museum at the Texas book depository building at Dealey Plaza, the whole area is pretty much unchanged since the assassination, its a fascinating place to go. Second that, it's fascinating. Shame about the rest of Dallas. Aparently it's a really shit vantage point to get shots off from. To be honest, I was quite shocked how close the position of the kill shot was to the building when I went, they have an X marked on the road.

Seriously, you need to visit the Sixth Floor Museum at the Texas book depository building at Dealey Plaza, the whole area is pretty much unchanged since the assassination, its a fascinating place to go. I am looking forward to it. The USA doesn't have much history but I am trying to see all of it. Off to the Alamo too! Via DC God bless the US of A The Alamo is ok, it won't take up much of your time as there isn't much to see, but San Antonio is a great city. 4 nights in Dallas 4 nights in San Antonio 6 in DC. Flying from Humberside as I am to lazy to drive down to Heathrow again. Just make sure you visit Southfork Ranch lol You literally just got married! perv What ? I'm giving travel advice man. Just because I do my foruming naked doesn't make me a perv !

Seriously, you need to visit the Sixth Floor Museum at the Texas book depository building at Dealey Plaza, the whole area is pretty much unchanged since the assassination, its a fascinating place to go. I am looking forward to it. The USA doesn't have much history but I am trying to see all of it. Off to the Alamo too! Via DC God bless the US of A The Alamo is ok, it won't take up much of your time as there isn't much to see, but San Antonio is a great city. Just don't piss on it! didn't Ozzy Osbourne do that ? Aye, in a dress iirc. classic !

Seriously, you need to visit the Sixth Floor Museum at the Texas book depository building at Dealey Plaza, the whole area is pretty much unchanged since the assassination, its a fascinating place to go. I am looking forward to it. The USA doesn't have much history but I am trying to see all of it. Off to the Alamo too! Via DC God bless the US of A The Alamo is ok, it won't take up much of your time as there isn't much to see, but San Antonio is a great city. Just don't piss on it! didn't Ozzy Osbourne do that ?

Not taken a punch since I last sparred at the Boxing club, probably 15 years ago.

Seriously, you need to visit the Sixth Floor Museum at the Texas book depository building at Dealey Plaza, the whole area is pretty much unchanged since the assassination, its a fascinating place to go. I am looking forward to it. The USA doesn't have much history but I am trying to see all of it. Off to the Alamo too! Via DC God bless the US of A The Alamo is ok, it won't take up much of your time as there isn't much to see, but San Antonio is a great city. 4 nights in Dallas 4 nights in San Antonio 6 in DC. Flying from Humberside as I am to lazy to drive down to Heathrow again. Just make sure you visit Southfork Ranch lol

Seriously, you need to visit the Sixth Floor Museum at the Texas book depository building at Dealey Plaza, the whole area is pretty much unchanged since the assassination, its a fascinating place to go. I am looking forward to it. The USA doesn't have much history but I am trying to see all of it. Off to the Alamo too! Via DC God bless the US of A The Alamo is ok, it won't take up much of your time as there isn't much to see, but San Antonio is a great city.

Seriously, you need to visit the Sixth Floor Museum at the Texas book depository building at Dealey Plaza, the whole area is pretty much unchanged since the assassination, its a fascinating place to go.

50 years ago today since his inauguration as president.