Jimbo

Mike Ashley is a hobby-bobby !

Swimmming pool attendant at the Playboy mansion, I'd stand there all day with a net ready to skim the fanny batter off the surface.

I was there for all three of mine, one natural, one induced and one C section, I didn't mind seeing the clunge at moment jnr popped out, but I drew the line at looking at the surgical work during the C section, the reflection in the surgeons glasses was more than enough, it was a relief to see my son come out alive after the doctor thought he had killed him by trying to turn him from a breach position in the womb, not good. The induced birth was unpleasant too, neither mother or child seemed ready, it was thought the baby was getting too big and needed to come out, but it all just felt wrong and unnatural, it felt forced and more painful than necessary.

Since I became a housewife I get about 6 hours a night, I go to sleep about 11pm and wake up at 5am and make my wife her lunch and get her a coffee for the commute to work, I'm feeling better for it after having worked 12hr shifts for 15 years.

I've used android and iPhone and whilst I like the abilty to do what you want with an android I'd still go for an iPhone. The thing that gets me with iPhone is that everything must be endorsed by apple. (barring jailbreaks). If you buy a windows computer, you can download or do whatever you want on it but Apple seem to think even once you own this equipment they should regulate what it can be used for. This is what pisses me off about Apple. Steve Jobs off on the sick again I see. Long term again, still raking in a nice bonus though. Aye that's what winds me up too. I can't get owt on it without using iTunes, it won't play certain video file formats etc etc. I've ordered an ipod touch, so will see what I think of that and probably base my decision on iPhone vs Android on what I make of the Touch. If you use the VLC app you can play pretty much any movie file format, although you still need iTunes to transfer them to the iPhone but at least you don't need to convert the files. VLC app's just been pulled from the app store. Bugger, they pulled it a few months back and it reappeared, thats a shame.

I've used android and iPhone and whilst I like the abilty to do what you want with an android I'd still go for an iPhone. The thing that gets me with iPhone is that everything must be endorsed by apple. (barring jailbreaks). If you buy a windows computer, you can download or do whatever you want on it but Apple seem to think even once you own this equipment they should regulate what it can be used for. This is what pisses me off about Apple. Steve Jobs off on the sick again I see. Long term again, still raking in a nice bonus though. Aye that's what winds me up too. I can't get owt on it without using iTunes, it won't play certain video file formats etc etc. I've ordered an ipod touch, so will see what I think of that and probably base my decision on iPhone vs Android on what I make of the Touch. If you use the VLC app you can play pretty much any movie file format, although you still need iTunes to transfer them to the iPhone but at least you don't need to convert the files.

An ITK on Twitter claims we have enquired about taking Steven Ireland on loan.

Out of interest, who are your favorite stand up comedians Mick ?

Rumours of an iPhone 5 around June, probably not a massive change from the iPhone 4 but more a long the lines of the the 3Gs upgrade, might be worth waiting to see what happens there.

Graham Courtney on TalkSport "Bruce is only leaving if Fergie leaves Man U"

There was a thread on football365 about it too, seems like wishful thinking to me though.

I'd have quoted more but I only posted one track per artist. I still fucking love them like. Especially The Real Thing and Angel Dust. Me too, I don't mind the first album with Chuck Mosley on vocals either. I'm going to outdweeb you here and point out that's actually the second album. They did an eponymous debut that was canny crap but did have the original We Care a Lot on it. I like Introduce Yourself as well though. Once you get used to Mosley's nasal vocals the music is absolute quality. Some great tunes on there. I stand corrected ! It was only on a small independent label. I don't even think you could get it on CD, only tape and vinyl. I'm sure it'll be on the tinterwebs, I'll take a look !

I'd have quoted more but I only posted one track per artist. I still fucking love them like. Especially The Real Thing and Angel Dust. Me too, I don't mind the first album with Chuck Mosley on vocals either. I'm going to outdweeb you here and point out that's actually the second album. They did an eponymous debut that was canny crap but did have the original We Care a Lot on it. I like Introduce Yourself as well though. Once you get used to Mosley's nasal vocals the music is absolute quality. Some great tunes on there. I stand corrected !

I'd have quoted more but I only posted one track per artist. I still fucking love them like. Especially The Real Thing and Angel Dust. Me too, I don't mind the first album with Chuck Mosley on vocals either.

I'd have quoted more but I only posted one track per artist.

Live - Top Biffy Clyro - The Captain Oasis - Cigarettes and Alcohol Faith No More - Epic Robyn - With Every Heartbeat Smashing Pumkins - Tonight U2 - Where The Streets Have No Name Prince - Lets Go Crazy Nirvana - Lake Of Fire Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen Dead Boys - Sonic Reducer The Subways - Rock & Roll Queen Eels - Novocaine For The Soul Ramones - Outsider Guns N Roses - Nightrain Alice In Chains - I Stay Away The Black Crows - Remedy Hole - Celebrity Skin Coldplay - Vida La Vida Plan B - The Recluse

Seems like a total loon to me.

Maybe it's the dressing gown and fishing rod they are waiting for.

Looks like I got the right state ! or did I ?

I'm not his biggest fan but it seems Hollywood has thrown a huge hissy-fit after Ricky Gervais' hosting of the Golden globes, I've sat through a few of his stand up DVD's and found them dull as fuck but last night I thought he was hilarious, but it seems Hollywood seems to miss the British sense of humour when it comes to being able to laugh at yourself.

Like all you lot are shagging supermodels

Still worth a wipe though.

Lacey Banghard you couldn't make it up ! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/featu...age-3-Idol.html