Jimbo

if it destroys the universe, things could literally, only get better !

hhmm, Dark skinned people ???

Lets hope Lamarr doesn't jump into the Hadron Collider before they start the experiment.

Channel 4 10pm With an increasing number of women entertaining the idea of cross-feeding, TV presenter Kate Garraway meets women open to the idea of feeding their children the milk of others. Among those featured are a pair of sisters wet-nursing each other's babies, surrogate mothers who produce up to two gallons of milk a week, and a man who believes drinking breast milk cured him of cancer. The final part of the G-Spot strand

Although people may fault iPods for breaking down, the spare parts are readily avaliable on eBay, I've replaced the logic board and battery on my 4th gen iPod, its 4 years old now but is almost like Triggers broom on Only Fools and Horses.

It all kicks off tomorrow, anyone feeling nervous ?

If you don't mind the earbud type, these are excellent. http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/part...;HEADPHONES.htm

cock. With your avatar it should be Poppy-cock, shirley ?

Entourage, first episode of the new series, excellent as ever.

For how dead I feel inside about the whole sorry situation, we could have Pol Pot and Adolf Hitler in the dugout as long as we were successful.

The Sun GUS POYET is on the brink of becoming Newcastle boss. Owner Mike Ashley made his move last night as Spurs No 2 Poyet met Toon officials in London. He is seen as the perfect man to replace Kevin Keegan thanks to his brilliant relationship with Dennis Wise and Tony Jimenez. Poyet was Wise’s assistant when he was boss at Leeds and Swindon and also played alongside the Toon director of football at Chelsea. Poyet, 40, is also close with vice-president Jimenez who played a controversial role in the departure of Keegan. Spurs boss Juande Ramos will try everything he can to keep Poyet, who has been his No 2 for 11 months. Gianfranco Zola, another Wise pal, remains in the frame however — even though he will be offered the West Ham job today.

It isn't going to happen.

Spot on.

A Lowestoft lad I meant selling my cock for cash. You should come to Lowestoft..... Is that an offer? Well, not from me thats for sure, but there are some strange in-bred types here that probably do.

A Lowestoft lad I meant selling my cock for cash. You should come cum to Lowestoft.....

A Lowestoft lad

Paraguay shirt wasn't it ? Even so, I can't stand the bloke, I hope Federer wins.

Gianfranco Zola has emerged as a leading contender to succeed Kevin Keegan at Newcastle United. Zola, who is Italy's Under-21 coach, has had two interviews for the managerial vacancy at West Ham United but Mike Ashley, Newcastle's owner, hopes he will come north instead. The former Chelsea player who is regarded as the candidate most likely to appease the Geordie fans remains close friends with Dennis Wise, Newcastle's director of football and a former Stamford Bridge team-mate. Although the 42-year-old Sardinian turned down a coaching job alongside Keegan last season he is keen to become a Premier League manager. Gus Poyet had appeared to be Newcastle's first choice but, despite having strong ties with both Wise and Tony Jimenez, another influential boardroom figure at St James', the Uruguayan is believed to have indicated a certain reluctance to succeed Keegan, who resigned on Thursday and was drawn into an unedifying war of words with directors over the weekend. Meanwhile Marcelo García Toral, the Real Zaragoza coach, apparently ruled himself out of the running yesterday. It is understood he was twice sounded out about replacing Keegan earlier this year when he was in charge of Racing Santander but he now insists: "It doesn't matter what team it is, no club will take me away from Zaragoza." With the chances of Newcastle being taken over by the Indian billionaire Anil Ambani receding, associates of Ashley have revealed that, in the light of his new status as the Toon Army's No1 hate figure, he is considering hiring former SAS men as bodyguards. Tyneside's emotional temperature was further inflamed by a club statement released on Saturday night that claimed: "It is a fact that Kevin Keegan agreed to report to a director of football." In a riposte Keegan countered: "At the time at which I joined Newcastle United it was made clear to me that I would have the final say on player movement in and out of the club."

The Telegraph Unfortunately for Keegan's supporters, the Ambani camp last night played down suggestions that the sixth richest man in the world was about to buy the club from sports retail tycoon Mike Ashley and immediately re-install the manager who resigned from his position at the Tyneside club last week. Ambani, who is said to be worth £21billion, was first linked with a move for Newcastle last month and, despite strenuous denials, he is still said to be ready to seek talks with Ashley this week. One of his first decisions would apparently be to re-hire Keegan. However, his representatives are denying that the chairman of the Indian phone giant Reliance Communications is about to enter the fray on Tyneside. Intriguingly, though, they are refusing to rule out a move in the future. "Our position is that nothing has changed and we have been wondering why these stories keep surfacing in England," a spokesman for Ambani told The Daily Telegraph. "We have not expressed interest in Newcastle. There is nothing in the latest stories. It's a non-starter. As of now there is no interest, although I cannot speculate on what may be the future plans of my management." Ashley, who bought Newcastle for £134 million last summer and spent £80 million wiping out the club's debts, has been looking for fresh investment but, according to City sources, is not keen to sell up. After the angry reaction among supporters to Keegan's resignation, Ashley is increasing security to protect him and his home. His management team are focusing on finding Keegan's successor and, while they are hopeful of finding their man before Saturday's visit of Hull City, they envisage him surveying the action from the directors' box rather than the dugout, which would suggest Chris Hughton would be in charge on a caretaker basis. Gus Poyet, Tottenham's assistant manager, was yesterday installed as odds-on favourite to fill the vacancy which would mean a reunion with Newcastle director of football Dennis Wise. They played together at Chelsea and Poyet, 40, was Wise's right-hand man when he managed Swindon and Leeds. Their former Chelsea team-mate Gianfranco Zola, 42, has also been linked with the position, with Ashley said to be keen to persuade him to choose the North-East over West Ham. Thanks to the speculation surrounding Ambani, Keegan remains the bookies' second favourite to return to his old office while another Chelsea old boy, Didier Deschamps, is third favourite, followed by Alan Shearer, Real Zaragoza manager Marcelino Garcia Toral, Michael Laudrup, Alan Curbishley and Wise. Meanwhile, Newcastle went on the offensive, claiming Keegan had "lost the plot" with Frank Lampard, Ronaldinho, David Beckham and Thierry Henry on a £200 million wish list. "If only people knew the real truth of what's been going on, because in the end it was ridiculous," a highly placed Newcastle source was quoted as saying yesterday. "People inside the club joked about it, calling it the 'madness of King Kev', but no one was really laughing." League Managers' Association chief executive Richard Bevan defended Keegan, saying he felt "very sad and disappointed" by the turn of events.

He was making the same comments on The Sunday Supplement yesterday morning, he made no secret that he didn't like Keegan and squirmed when Paul Hayward made him admit that Keegan had been treated poorly.

Cheers for the spoiler, I'm just downloading it now Sorry dude.

Was a good night for KO's, Rashad Evans KO'd Chuck Liddel with a peach of a one punch KO

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatih_Terim Achievements As coach Turkey Semi-finals at the 2008 UEFA European Football Championship Galatasaray UEFA Cup: 1 (2000) Turkish League: 4 (1996-97, 1997-98, 1998-99, 1999-00) Turkish Cup: 2 (1999), (2000) President Cup: 1 (1997) TSYD Cup: 3 (1998, 1999, 2000) A.C. Milan TIM Cup: 1 (2001) ACF Fiorentina Reached final of Coppa Italia: (2001) Other Nomination for UEFA Coach of the Year 2001 (eventually won by Gérard Houllier) IFFHS's 6th best club coach in the world 2001