Jimbo

Are you new here ? What's a vinegar stroke?

Are you new here ?

Should be visible from September - October and from March to April.

Thats fine, I'm a lesbian.

Why are you talking dirty, you kinky bugger.

Oh come on, pay attention ffs, Playing FM, wanking whilst chatting on MSN ! I'll make some decaf to keep me awake. Keep talking, I'm on the vinegar strokes.

Oh come on, pay attention ffs, Playing FM, wanking whilst chatting on MSN !

Thats only a fraction of the full experience tbh.

are you wanking ? if so I'm on MSN if you want to chat.

because its brilliant. What is? The 'I need to get out and do more normal stuff' lifestyle? Sex is fine but its no subsitute for the real thing. Avoiding to answer the question? Don't you like wanking or something ? Aye, but I don't specifically feel the need to post about it on the internet at every opportunity. Maybe I will if I had a lifestyle at the age of 33 where I slump around my computer playing kids games for most of the day, I dunno. Have you tried the thumb over the japs-eye trick yet ??

because its brilliant. What is? The 'I need to get out and do more normal stuff' lifestyle? Sex is fine but its no subsitute for the real thing. Avoiding to answer the question? Don't you like wanking or something ?

because its brilliant. What is? The 'I need to get out and do more normal stuff' lifestyle? Sex is fine but its no subsitute for the real thing.

because its brilliant.

Trust me dude, you'll thank me later.

Have you tried putting your thumb over your japs-eye just as you shoot your muck ? Its BRILLIANT !!!!

I didn't realise there was one. So why reply? It seems rude not considering you seem so emotional about my wanking habits.

I didn't realise there was one.

You should try it, apparently I'm the only person that does it. Canny, and you're 33, not 13 locked in your bedroom all day and night, yes? I didn't realise there is an age limit on masturbation ?

You should try it, apparently I'm the only person that does it.

Why not are you a prude ?

Really it is, you should try it.

Its either that or live in denial.

You wank. Wow. its been suggested.

if its the case that any liquid can be used, surely Jizz will work too. If so, I'd be a human Dynamo !

Weird Asian News - In February we talked about a Pee Powered battery that was in the testing phase in Japan. Now it would seem they have made it to the store for the Japanese to buy and use. NoPoPo (Non-Pollution Power) Aqua Batteries are available in both AA and AAA form, although the company page shows they are producing the technology for all sizes of battery, and can only be currently purchased in Japan. The batteries can be recharged with various different fluids using the new development which forms electric power using liquid as a catalyst. The basic principle is that a mixture of magnesium and carbon reacts when mixed with a liquid to produce, in the case of the AA battery, up to 500 milliamp-hours (mAh) of life. Each time the battery is recharged it has a lower power level than the time before and the life cycle allows for about 3 to 5 recharges before disposing of the battery. Each battery can potentially keep its charge for up to 10 years which could be great for many life saving devices in remote locations. Since the battery does not contain mercury and other harmful materials, it can be easily disposed of without worry for the environment. So the next time your batteries let you down, just pee on them. (*Will probably help if they are produced by NoPoPo.)