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Jimbo

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  1. you get the feeling those that enjoy a nocturnal kebab on the quayside might get found out fairly quicky.
  2. more worryingly, it was my Mrs that found it !
  3. another favourite cover of mine:
  4. A German woman in Dusseldorf blocked the entrance to an underground station when she mistook it for a subterranean car park, police said on Wednesday. The 52-year-old drove her Volkswagen Beetle across the pavement and into the entrance, where it came to a halt five steps down. Police estimated the damage to the station at around 1,500 euros (£1,000). The VW Beetle-Cabrio remained balanced on the fifth step and the woman was able to get out unaided and unharmed. The accident happened in the Nordstrasse underground station, in the centre of Dusseldorf. 'Not dangerous' A local newspaper said the woman was more shocked and embarrassed than hurt. A similar incident happened four years ago in the same underground station, when a 50-year-old man from Dortmund also mistook it for an underground car park. Andrea Blome, head of Traffic Management in Dusseldorf said: "We had only recently transformed the entrance to the station". She said the stairwell had been painted a brighter colour and extra lighting had been installed. But she said no further changes were planned following the latest incident, and that the station was not considered dangerous.
  5. What's your favourite album cover ? Here's mine:
  6. I'll look forward to seeing it !
  7. I could work up a lather.....
  8. He did play for them to be fair.... Did he ?? fuck me, you'd never had guessed by his neutral, unbiased commentary !!
  9. I SO knew you were going to say that !
  10. Totally agree, countless games for England where he's looked shockingly bad Just as most England players... To be fair to him, they were the first three games were he was starting in his favoured position and not thrown on late in the game to chase lost causes - as it was the case in the famous Northern Ireland game when loads of people had lynched him if they were given the chance. I can't disagree, and to be fair, I've not seen him play for Bayern, but on his form for England I'm not impressed, regardless of the World Cup.
  11. Totally agree, countless games for England where he's looked shockingly bad yet plays 3 good matches in the World Cup and suddenly he's the dogs bollocks.
  12. 1-0 Terry Superb cross by Beckham
  13. Dyer has just come on, fuck I hope he plays a blinder and those gullible Spuds twats buy him.
  14. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Condom-Training-Mode...1QQcmdZViewItem
  15. I'm totally against signing him on the strength of that stupid fucking Konga chant: "Do Do Do, Nigel Reo-Coker !"
  16. There's an almost pre-orgasmic tremble to Lawro's voice every time he says "Gerrard".
  17. I'm sure "Lawro" is wearing the full Liverpool kit under his suit tonight.
  18. Chelsea have confirmed the signing of Peruvian Claudio Pizarro from Bayern Munich on a free transfer.
  19. http://celebpixx.blogspot.com/2007/05/imog...as-topless.html
  20. Agreed, but I'd have reservations if he'd have cost us three or four million.
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