Jimbo

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I think the Iranians came out of it with more credibility.

Cheers for the post, when do you use each tactic and what are your team instructions ?

Exactly, had the Iranians not won the PR battle, the MOD would have ensured this was all kept under wraps.

Basically that Martins is lazy and donesn't give a fuck.... He needs someone new to attack after Robert left and Butt has improved... The ugly twat... Without Martins we would be relegated this season. FACT. Agreed.

Is Fish from south of the Tyne too by any cjance? I thought he was from Monkseaton/Seaton Sluice way. His accent is fucked after spending the first year at college trying to convince his peers he went to private school though. just found this.... you're all bastards My accent was never strong, totally fucking disappeared now mind. It's weird though, people still refer to me as "Geordie Dave". Gemmill is spot on with accents, he quickly saw through my mock Suffolk accent and quicky picked out my west Melbourne twang.

Aye that was one hell of a shot.

and your tactic while you're at it

Quoted for truth.

Tonight we dine at the Vujon !

Ouch finishing below Villa and Tottenham and boro, thats almost more than I can cope with.

I kind of had the feeling I'd been Whooshed when I watched it.

I'd give her the best 30 seconds of her life.

Roeder cool on strike duo return Newcastle boss Glenn Roeder says he will not rush Michael Owen and Shola Ameobi into a return for the reserves against Manchester United on Wednesday. The strike duo are both back in training after serious injuries but Roeder has no intention of being hasty. "Owen won't play in the reserves and neither will Ameobi," Roeder said. "But they are back on the training ground and playing football. "Both are doing well but it's a long way from Premiership football." Owen is targeting a return to action this season after making a good recovery from surgery on a cruciate knee ligament. "We've not put a date on when Owen will return simply because he is a world-class footballer and he is of interest to world football," said Roeder. "If he doesn't make that date hysteria breaks out and there is no need to. "He will continue his build up in training this week, as will Shola. "It didn't seem the right thing to do playing him in the reserves. There would have been too much interest."

Seeing how Warnock described them and then seeing the clips I can only conclude he was mistakingly watching a different game. Exactly, I fail to see what was scrappy about the first one. A good cross, good measured knock down from Milner, and a nice first time volley from Martins. Lawrenson can fuck off as well, saying on MOTD that they were basically gifts. If Man U had scored it, it would be 'brilliant'. It would have been a jizz-fest if Rooney had scored it.

To be fair, that's exactly what's happened with Duff. Also, Roeder didn't say 2-3 months. He said 'a few games.' Why don't you fuck off with your support of Roeder just because no one else is, you just love being an individual. I love the way he says injuries aren't an excuse and then spends half the interview talking about them. And Duff was playing shite before any injury. He's not showing support. He's merely stating facts. I think you'll find that they're facts that support Roeder and make a mockery of my post, it won't be tolerated. You're, errrr, admitting that they're facts, and that I made your post look stupid, then? Temper, temper. My comment about 2-3 months was indeed factually incorrect which I have admitted, Still doesn't excuse your defence of Roeder which you use to give yourself a reputation as the only Roeder supporter on the board. You're wrong again. If you knew what you were talking about, you'll see that the last time I talked about my own feelings on Roeder, I admitted how disappointed I was. If I defend him, it's simply against criticism like yours, which was based entirely- for want of a better word- on fictitious suppositions. On the other hand, I find it galling that you can't deal properly with the notion that I may have my own opinion, which- just because it differs to the majority- you ascribe simply to attention-seeking. Don't you see how intolerant, and ignorant this makes you seem? If you're going to throw a paddy and get your knickers in a twist every time someone has an opinion differing to yours, then once you get into the real world, you're fucked. Regarding the last statement, I think you're as bad as eachother.

Didn't Roedent get West Ham relegated on 41 points ?

Tell me about it, I once drove from Suffolk to Glasgow to see Tyson, got to see all of 36 seconds of him.

Crap stoppage by the ref, far too early, should have given Manfredo a standing 8 count.

Lovely hair.

Totally Van Der Sarr's fault in my opinion. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1nicm_po...td-20-ferdinand

Martins goal, superb. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiNy5EVSs44

Waggon wheels were the size of a dustbin lid when I was a kid....

"If people are honest with themselves they did not expect that to happen today. "I believe it was only inside our dressing room that we believed we could come here and win. "People have looked at us and thought, at times away from home, we're not hard enough. That gave them the motivation to come out fighting."