Jimbo

I'm a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus.

As its been said before, you could probably quote the whole script of Withnail & I, but my personal favourite is: "Monty you terrible C*nt" My other favourite quotable film is Full Metal Jacket: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private? Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. [Gunnery Sgt. Hartman grabs Pvt. Cowboy by the shirt] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh? Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little piece of shit you look like a fucking worm, I bet it was you. Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir! Private Joker: Sir, I said it, Sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What do we have here, a fucking comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister! [Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck! Private Joker: Sir, Yes sir! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?

Great film, but I think Midnight Express is better.

I saw it Viz in the news agent the other day and laughed out loud at one of the features on the front. Carol Vorderman's Bukkake Sudoku ! Got to be worth a look !

U2 - Helter Skelter

Soundgarden - Spoonman

Foo Fighters - DOA

Pearl Jam - Crown of thorns

The Goo Goo Dolls - Let Love In

Seems as if you have to buy a browser. http://www.play.com/Games/DS/4-/1102826/-/...hstring=browser £45 !!! Glad I've got my PSP !

Just got one for the Mrs birthday tomorrow, can you do wireless internet on it ????? or do you have to download a hack or something ???

Chris Cornell - Seasons.

Thats not a photoshop creation, thats just a photograph of your lounge wall !

Alice in Chains - Them Bones

Marty Casey and the love hammers - Eyes can't see

I hate whistling, especially elderly people whistling. The only time I will excuse elderly people whistling is if they are whistling past my window at 100mph head-first to the ground.

Am I Brian Blessed ?

One Hour Photo Rather over rated, ending was a fuck up imo.

This is my one, http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/6768346.htm Very happy with it, never drops signal, easy to set up, the admin set up is fantastic, you dictate which PC' have access and when, you can turn off the SSID signal so no one else can pick detect your wireless network, and like most you can also hardwire networks to it via ethernet cable.

Agreed

I don't personally think it is, it's the stigma that's attached to tattoo's though that's the problem. 166470[/snapback] Aye, that and the fact that (as SMO so deftly put it), theyre shite. 166476[/snapback] blond highlights. 166478[/snapback] Inadvertently you've 'highlighted' my main point actually. Highlights are temporary and grow out. Tatoos are permanent. Nowhere...not even in Maori society do tatoos look good on wrinkly shite old skin. You can get body art that is not permanent, it fades in time and can be removed if it needs to be removed if your circumstances change. I say this purely from a male heterosexual perspective, but there will be a preponderance of wrinkly old ladies in 40 years time with some horrendous tatoos. 166519[/snapback] Some how I doubt whilst suffering with arthritis, osteoporosis and early stages of senile dementia, they'll be really gutted that their tattoo's are starting to look a bit saggy and wrinkly tbh.

Foo Fighters - DOA

Wacky's right, thats superb film.

I'd love a tattoo, not sure on a design, but if I got one I'd have to have a big one, maybe a whole sleeve, I like Japanese style tattoos, dragons and koi that kind of stuff.