Jimbo

Robert's free kick in the 4-3 Vs ManUre. The only thing to beat that, was the sight of Roy Keane getting his marching orders.

I think he'll walk before xmas, the pressure will be on following the Palermo match, because I firmly believe we are going to get humped ! Palermo are on cracking form right now with Simplico and Bresciano playing out of their skins.

it's for when he has nuddy women on the screen, he pretends they wrote to him. It helps apparently. it all helps during wanking role-play, honest. Just out of shot (no pun intended) is a post-it with 'harder Jimbo, yeah, that's the spot' written on it. I usually don't need prompts like that, I usually slip some Rohypnol in my coffee so I can seduce myself.

When did Laurent Robert ever play for Reading ?

it's for when he has nuddy women on the screen, he pretends they wrote to him. It helps apparently. it all helps during wanking role-play, honest.

I've noticed Mrs Jimbo has lobbed a stair-gate across the door, is that to keep the kids from catching anything out of your shit-pit? It serves two purposes, it keeps my youngest little scrote from wrecking my PC in the same manner he's fucked up my TV and DVD player, plus it keeps the other kids from seeing "all those nuddy women" on my computer.

Only the ones in Pakistan tbh.

Ah I hadn't thought of using that end !

The Verve - Sonnet.

and every single track sounds the same.

Not strictly true.

Ricky Tomlinson? Worse. Nana? Worse.

I have heard of similar storys.......

Wise words, much cheaper, but a lot more messy.

"We"? "We" should be doing this, "we" should be doing that. "You" are in Pakistan, so basically fuck off tbh. First time i've ever seen such a nasty streak in Scott, and I must say I don't like it one bit. I'm not going to speak for him, but I think its the frustration of watching shit week in week out that caused that comment rather than aimaad22's post.

"We"? "We" should be doing this, "we" should be doing that. "You" are in Pakistan, so basically fuck off tbh. I defence of my non-local comrade, for "we" read "you"

I hope Roeder is an honest man who puts Newcastle United's interests above his own ego, therefore I hope he resigns, soon.

48,642 Thats hitting Shepherd harder than any Shepherd out protest.

They didn't lose though. Isn't drawing failing to win ??

What the fuck !

Former Newcastle and England captain Alan Shearer admits he is not yet missing football after calling time on his goal-laden career at the end of last season. The Premiership's all-time record goalscorer is currently a man of leisure having bowed out of the game following an emotional testimonial at St James' Park against Celtic on May 11. Shearer is now distributing the proceeds of his £1.64 million testimonial fund to worthy causes, and, speaking at a ceremony to mark the handing over of the huge cheque, the man with 30 international goals insisted he is not missing the day-to-day rigours of Premiership football. "At the moment, I'm not missing it at all. I haven't really had time to miss it, to be honest," said Shearer. "But my body is not taking a pounding. It's fantastic waking up on a Sunday morning and not hobbling to the toilet in the middle of the night with bumps and bruises. "I haven't missed it. I have been to a lot of the games and there hasn't been a tingle yet for me to go back out." Shearer has long been expected to take up a coaching position with his beloved Magpies in the coming years, having had a stint assisting Glenn Roeder last season, but the former Tyneside goal machine insists he has no concrete plans beyond completing his coaching badges. "I couldn't tell you, I couldn't tell you what my life is going to be in two years, three years, four years, 10 years. I don't know," Shearer added. "That's the honest answer, I really don't know. I'm trying to do as much as I can. "I'm still doing my badges, but I'm loving what I'm doing at the moment." With Shearer's absence still leaving a void in The Magpies' front-line, Roeder's men have struggled so far this season and find themselves just two points above the Premiership relegation zone. However an impressive 3-0 win over Portsmouth in the Carling Cup helped to alleviate some of the gloom hanging over Tyneside, and Shearer is hopeful, in his new role as a spectator, that the victory can spur an improvement in the club's fortunes. "I'm out there kicking every ball. I'm like the rest of them now, I'm wanting them to win and wanting them to play well. "I'm still wanting them to score every time they go forward and wanting them to get the right result. "It hasn't been a great start to the season, but Wednesday night was a big pick-up for everyone."

According to Talksport Dyer "ran into a slalom post"

So, who punched Dyer then ?