Jimbo

I mainly drink as an aid to sleeping, if I'm trying to turn around from doing nightshifts to early shifts, I'll often drink a bottle of wine the evening before an early start just to send me off to sleep. Other than that I don't often drink at home, there is very rarely beer in the fridge, only if I have the urge.

tbh most of the sequal is filmed in the Real Madrid physio's room.

You expected anything less ?

I liked the first one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMcvUaB9FgE

Talking of addias adds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M7G6mFCMMQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgiwS084Qw0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAr6u-0LN6c

Sorry dude, couldn't resist.

Fuck, I'm in tears watching that first clip.

And I thought this was a far-fetched sketch Clicky

Four civil servants have been sacked and a further five disciplined after an investigation into claims that staff romped naked in their Tyneside office. The antics are alleged to have taken place at the Newcastle office of the Rural Payments Agency in June. Staff have also been accused of jumping naked from cabinets, holding dance competitions and having sex in toilets. Managers said the allegations were "overblown" but that "inappropriate behaviour" had taken place. The agency was set up to make payments to farmers from Euro subsidies - many thousands of whom have been left penniless because of a massive backlog. The lurid claims, made by a whistleblower, also included allegations staff at the office vomited in cups and left them to fester in cupboards. The claims, in June this year, led to an in-depth investigation resulting in four members of staff being dismissed and five disciplined with a combination of verbal and written warnings. The agency has also tightened up management procedures and issued briefings to all staff reminding them of the code of conduct relating to appropriate behaviour at work. Agency chief executive Tony Cooper said many of the claims were "overblown". He said: "I am satisfied that the correct actions have been taken to deal with the misbehaviour of the small number of individuals involved. "While the investigation made clear many of the initial reports were overblown, there have been incidents of misbehaviour that are simply unacceptable in this organisation. "We have taken this matter very seriously and the action taken as a result of the investigation draws a firm line under all this."

aint got time to bleed.

You'd still try and argue with one though tbh. 173705[/snapback] No doubt he was either there at the time or had one as a pet.

trapping my arm with my electric window of my car door whilst trying to clean the glass.

"Not now Jermaine,I'll ring you back later"

I guess there's no need to say cheese !

I'm a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus.

I wish !!! up at 5am, at work by 6am, lucky if I get a break before 10am, lunch if I'm lucky, clock off at 6pm, home by 6:30pm Another 2 possibly 3 shifts of that, 2 days off, then its nights, 6pm through 6am, back home at 6:30am, in bed by 7am, then up at 12:30pm. Early grave, here I come !

Thats Middlesbrough !

That'll be one fucking short clip !

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,300...3536691,00.html Doctored Pictures Shelved Updated: 18:03, Tuesday August 08, 2006 News agency Reuters has withdrawn more than 900 photographs of the Middle East conflict after finding that a photographer had doctored two of his images. The agency said the fact that two pictures by Adnan Hajj had been manipulated undermined trust in all 920 of his photographs. Reuters ended its relationship with Mr Hajj after it found that a photograph of the aftermath of an Israeli air strike on suburban Beirut appeared to have been manipulated using Photoshop software to show more and darker smoke rising from buildings. It also said that a photograph of an Israeli F-16 fighter over Nabatiyeh, southern Lebanon, had been doctored to increase the number of flares dropped by the plane from one to three. Global Picture Editor Tom Szlukovenyi said: "There is no graver breach of Reuters standards for our photographers than the deliberate manipulation of an image." Mr Hajj told Reuters that the image of the Israeli air strike on Beirut had dust marks which he had wanted to remove. Questions about the accuracy of the photograph arose after it appeared on news websites on Saturday. Several blogs, including a number which accuse the media of distorted coverage of the Middle East conflict, said the photograph had been doctored. Reuters sells images to subscribers around the world, but Mr Hajj's images are no longer for sale after being removed from the company's database.

That ball might be an explosive device.....

whey with being round them tattys all day Jimbo its no wonder your always *thinks whats the saying oh yeah "Jizzing" all day long. 173024[/snapback] It explains an awful lot tbh.

Good luck to him, can't blame him for being shite, just blame Souness for buying the bloke !

As its been said before, you could probably quote the whole script of Withnail & I, but my personal favourite is: "Monty you terrible C*nt" My other favourite quotable film is Full Metal Jacket: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private? Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. [Gunnery Sgt. Hartman grabs Pvt. Cowboy by the shirt] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh? Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little piece of shit you look like a fucking worm, I bet it was you. Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir! Private Joker: Sir, I said it, Sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What do we have here, a fucking comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister! [Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach] Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck! Private Joker: Sir, Yes sir! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?