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A judge in the US state of South Carolina has ordered the closure of a funeral home where an employee cut off the legs of a 6ft 7in (2m) body. The worker used an electric saw to sever James Hines's legs at the calf to make his body fit the coffin in 2004. The owner had contested the revocation of his licence, saying he was absent when the incident happened and pointing to an otherwise unblemished record. But after a brief hearing, the judge confirmed the business should close. Earlier this year the owner of the funeral parlour in Allendale admitted that his father, who helped with cleaning and embalming bodies, had sawn off Mr Hines's legs. The admission came after a former employee told police about the incident, four years after it happened. In April South Carolina's funeral board exhumed the body and found the severed legs in the coffin. Mr Hines has since been reburied in another coffin.

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Reserve Squad Named For Colliers Clash By Craig Hope NEWCASTLE United Reserves kick off their pre-season preparations at Northern League Ashington on Wednesday night (kick-off 7pm). It's the Magpies first-ever visit to Woodhorn Lane and coach Richard Money has named a strong squad for the game with five of the players who featured during Saturday's 3-0 win over Shamrock Rovers included. Ryan Donaldson, Callum Morris, Wesley Ngo Baheng, Ben Tozer and Frank Wiafe Danquah all played some part at the Tallaght Stadium in Dublin in what was the first-team's first outing of the summer. United's second-string travel with the following squad to Ashington; Fraser Forster, Ole Soderberg, Phil Airey, Sammy Ameobi, Ryan Donaldson. Jonny Godsmark, Brad Inman, Darren Lough, Patrick McLaughlin, Callum Morris, Wesley Ngo Baheng, James Tavernier. James Taylor, Ben Tozer, Frank Wiafe Danquah, Fabio Zamblera

I got it, thought it was shite tbh.

Get an all in one ? the Logitec Harmony remotes are fantastic.

FANS' favourite Habib Beye last night laid bare the frustrations at Newcastle and insisted: "I have to leave for the sake of my career - I've been given no choice." The Senegal defender has become unsettled by the position the Toon are in after been relegated. The club have no new owners, no manager and - right now - no hope. Beye, 31, who has interested Blackburn among others, was fully prepared to stay at St James' Park to lead the fightback from the Championship. He believed that, in Alan Shearer, Newcastle had the man who could revitalise the Magpies. Yet while Beye has been away on his holidays, the club has crumbled to dust. Now, in a hard-hitting SunSport exclusive, Beye has spoken out on the doom at the Toon. He said: "I'm really upset by what has, or rather has not, been going on this summer. "It was hard enough dealing with the disappointment of being relegated but things just seem to be going from bad to worse. "I've spoken to Alan Shearer and I know how much he wanted to get Newcastle back to the Premier League. "He is a top man and someone the players believe in. He had told us about what he expected when we returned to pre-season training and I left for my holiday fully expecting him to be in charge when I got back. "But it hasn't happened and he doesn't seem to know what's going on much more than anyone else." Beye was a huge success in his first season at Newcastle and was voted the fans' player of the year. They even set up a website in his honour with the title, Beyewatch. He added: "When I joined from Marseille two years ago, I was so excited to be joining such a big club. It was a dream move. "I'd like nothing more than to stay and help the team get back to where it belongs but there is no chance of us being promoted the way things are going. "Training has been good and no one is slacking or taking it easy. But there is a sense that everything is just drifting." Beye has one year left on his contract and understood a new deal was on the horizon. But he has heard nothing since... except silence. Advertisement He added: "This cannot go on, it really can't. I feel for the good of my career I have to get away because it is dragging me down." Beye's agent Gary Smith said: "It's sad things have come to this. No one can question Habib's commitment to Newcastle. "He was prepared to ignore medical advice and play in the last game against Aston Villa but Alan Shearer stopped him. "He feels bitter that the club cannot make a long-term commitment to him as he was prepared to put his career on the line for them." Steve Harper reckons the club is "dying a slow, painful death" at the moment. The keeper said: "All we keep hearing is 'next few days, next few days. "Everybody wants it resolved so we can rebuild this club. "We want it to be done and dusted because - as it stands - the club is dying a slow, painful death."

prospective owners tbh

Just watched last nights episode, I'd forgotten how much I had missed it, so addictive that show, one episode just isn't enough !

I recognise those boobs, Simi if I'm not mistaken: http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Simi

Happy Birthday !!!!

As much as I like UFC, they could only dream of fights like these.

They say wanking helps prevents Prostate cancer, to think when I was a kid we would have a carton of milk each at school, at this rate they'll be passing around the porn and Kleenex.

Is that an Island off the coast of Middlesbrough ?

I'm not fussy, I'll settle for fucking 27 year olds at 72, in fact, I'll settle for that at 34.

NHS chiefs are telling school pupils to have regular romps by promoting the slogan: "An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away." The controverisal guidance - titled Pleasure - has been given to parents, teachers and youth workers in a bid to modernise sex education. It highlights the health benefits of frequent action between the sheets and suggests that kids have a "right" to a sex life. It reads: "Health promotion experts advocate five portions of fruit and veg a day and 30 minutes' physical acivity three times a week. What about sex or masturbation twice a week?" The advice was drawn up by NHS Sheffield but is being distributed outside the city. Steve Slack, director of the the region's HIV and sexual health clinic, helped write the document. He argued that the approach would help persuade youngsters to hold onto their virginity until ready for the next step. He is said to believe that properly informed teens have as much right to physical relationships as adults. But critics have branded his views as "deplorable".

Step daughter wasn't it ?

Former boxing champion Arturo Gatti, one of the most exciting fighters of his generation, was found dead in a hotel room in the posh seaside resort of Porto de Galihnas in Sao Paulo, Brazil, early yesterday. Police investigator Edilson Alves said the body of the former junior welterweight champ was discovered in his hotel room at the tourist resort, where Gatti had arrived on Friday with his Brazilian wife, Amanda, and 1-year-old son. Alves said police were investigating and it was unclear how the 37-year-old Canadian died. "It is still too early to say anything concrete, although it is all very strange," Alves said. A spokeswoman for the state public safety department said Gatti's wife and son were unhurt. "There were no bullet or stab wounds on his body, but police did find blood stains on the floor," she said. Gatti first captured the junior welterweight title in 1995, when he defeated Tracy Harris Patterson in Atlantic City. His brawling style and natural charisma made him a fan favorite. RIP

Ouch, Henderson's KO of Bisping, he really didn't need that final shot !!! Bit gutted Lesnar beat Mir, maybe it's his WWF past, but I can't stand the bloke.

Just seen Taylor's goal on SSN, twat celebrated like he'd just scored the winner in the Champions League final.