adios

You are the transfer prophet.

Simon Jordan is a bigger cunt than Ashley.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was naive enough to believe there might actually be a couple of signings this week.

Don't worry, troops, nearly 8 hours to sign 4 players yet.

He and @Gemmill have eloped.

NEWCASTLE BREAK TRANSFER RECORD! Now down to a record 50th choice striker.

Thrilled, I imagine.

Ashley somehow luckboxes into a world-class manager and still tries his damnedest to fuck it up. And Birmingham way more ambitious than Newcastle right now.

Recently watched Dunkirk on 70mm. Mind (and ear) blowing but not really my kind of movie. I appreciate it's perfect in that it achieves what it set out to do.

Two underwhelming signings still to come.

Just an excuse to save face while picking up his £50k a week playing in the reserves.

Italian journalists' footwear now more newsworthy than Newcastle transfer news on SSN.

One has to assume never given the hell we are living in.

Charnley's got his fucking brain on silent.

How many players cleared off the wage bill?

[x] SSN [x] PES demo [x] Wine [x] Mental Age of a 10 year old [ ] Ever learns

Hardy's saying (more or less) the opposite.

Might join you with a couple of bottles of wine. And you can zip it, eberk.

It really is a cunt being a Newcastle fan these days. Always waiting for the other shoe to drop. "When will Ashley push Benitez too far", and watching an awesome display from a new player like Merino, "where will he be playing next season?" Apologies for any depression caused.

The commentator said the Merino deal is loan-to-buy. Really hope that's true. I'm very slow... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/details-newcastles-mikel-merino-deal-13412581

Eh?

ITK?

Shhhhh! Merino is class like. And great composure from Mitro for his.