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Tantamount to child abuse tbh.

I'm sure if you've got (brain-dead) kids they're perfectly fine.

That shite is clearly made up.

Ah, the old "better than Colback" argument.

How very dare you, sir.

Your heart is a massive troll?

I put a wink at the end of my post for that very reason

Based on that 3-minute clip he's actually better than Ronaldo was at that age...

I would hope his thought processes are a little more complex than that.

Never doubted it.

I wouldn't be concerned at all but for the noises Rafa's making.

So he's forward thinking enough to consider this season's ticket sales but not next season's? What makes him think in that time frame? How do we know this?

So why is Ashley not going to provide the funds? What's his endgame? ETA: Ashley's repeatedly shown he won't put a penny into the club (except where it helps like paying for players in one lump sum), but also that he's not taking money out. I don't see the pattern that you're making the argument for. Keegan was promised money that wasn't there; Rafa's been promised money that is there (guaranteed).

It's not like it's the first comment though. He's leaked stuff to the press about being unhappy with the situation (the Hardy article for example). At this point, it sounds more like a scream and nothing's changing. This is more a case of the penultimate straw...

Pretty feckin' important metric though. I do think the money's there, it just turns out it's fuck all in the current market.

Fair point; let me see if I can find it. ETA: Good Omens with Pratchett (who I know is one of your favourites )

I read something my Gaiman when I was a kid and really enjoyed it. Can't remember what it was now but it was funny and involved witches.

Never been snide in my life.

I do feel with quality popcorn (like Game of Thrones) it's best not to invest the time in the books anymore. There's a tonne of important stuff out there that's more deserving of our attention.

Drowning in a river of tears and piss tbh.

I'm beginning to think otherwise. These two personalities clashing just isn't going to end well.

How was Parker's off-the-ball work?

RIP George Romero. Or will he...